While God is distracted Eve persuades Adam to eat the forbidden fruit. He does so, they both realise they are naked and f*ck each other madly all day long. Later, God comes back from what he was doing, realises what has happened and takes Adam aside for a talking-to. At the end he asks Adam where Eve is.
"Oh, she's in the sea washing herself off," replies Adam.
"Crap!", says God. "How am I ever going to get the smell out of the fish?"
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That one is sooo like.. OOOLLLD!!! 
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