Life in reverse!

**canarlee** · 29th May 2007, 10:27

Change the cycle of life:

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead.
And get it out of the way!

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,

Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, and then you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no

Responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like

Conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday,

And then, you finish off as an orgasm.