Smash you?

**scumdog** · 17th September 2004, 07:53

Originally Posted by texmo

So you all think I should never have a fist fight and throw away all my toys?
Does that mean I should pack rock salt into shot gun shell, saw then ends off my under and over and carry that around under my jacket?

Nah, rock salt disintegrates into dust with the shock of been fired out of the gun, only would hurt anyone under 10 metres away.

In any event, you sure as hell don't like the advice you're been given on this site, try trolling on another.

For the last time, follow my earlier rules and don't go to parties inhabited by knuckle-dragging slack-jawed mouth breathing oxygen theives, find one where people have a brain and use it, not abuse it.

And grab a shitload of maturity

**Deano** · 17th September 2004, 08:20

Originally Posted by jazbug5

A small personal anecdote: when I was a young girl (younger than you are now) I used to live a bit of a dangerous life. I carried a flick knife to protect myself.

And you seemed such an innocent wee thing Jaz. If you can paper cut your eyeball, imagine what you might do with a flickknife...

**spudchucka** · 17th September 2004, 10:53

Originally Posted by texmo

So you all think I should never have a fist fight and throw away all my toys?
Does that mean I should pack rock salt into shot gun shell, saw then ends off my under and over and carry that around under my jacket?

Carry something like that and you'll find yourself the recipient of a 180 grain sleeping pill!

**ching_ching** · 17th September 2004, 11:29

Originally Posted by Gixxer

Why would you stand around waiting for a street fight, at your age you should be thinking about picking up chicks, and having your way with them, you have to get as much in as you can whilst your young. wait for the other mugs to start fighting then sneak out with one of there women.

Ahhh, master you are indeed skilled in the ways of the force.

**texmo** · 17th September 2004, 14:23

I think jrandom is the only one on the ball here.
For most of the part im just haveing you on... I do own a shotgun, a 223 and a 303, I also have the batton, knuckel dusters and a balisong but I would NEVER use them on some one I just to be honest love the feeling after you win a fight like I said before Ive had a few lost some won some but the parties (most of them any way) that I go to dont have "thugs" cos I dont mix with that group.
BTW Jrandom I aint doing busary cant handel another year at school gonna leave after this year and taking up an apprentiship as a sparky for my dad for one year. then im most likely to join the navy and finnish my apprentiship there and do my dive masters..... probly any ways, unless something better comes along :big grin:

**texmo** · 17th September 2004, 14:23

Originally Posted by ching_ching

Ahhh, master you are indeed skilled in the ways of the force.

Oh I have a G/F

**Deano** · 17th September 2004, 14:29

Originally Posted by texmo

I just to be honest love the feeling after you win a fight like I said before Ive had a few lost some won some but the parties (most of them any way) that I go to dont have "thugs" cos I dont mix with that group.

Ive decided your a dickhead - Tried to give some helpful advice but turns out you are a tosser.

If you love the feeling of winning a fight, get in the ring (where it belongs) and do it against someone your own size who has also done some training, not during some alcohol induced brawl.

**jrandom** · 17th September 2004, 14:30

Originally Posted by texmo

I think jrandom is the only one on the ball here.

I'm still young enough to remember what it feels like...

Originally Posted by texmo

I do own a shotgun, a 223 and a 303

I was about to ask how you managed this, but then I checked in my copy of the Arms Code and realised that you can get a licence at 16, not 18. Good on ya.

Originally Posted by texmo

to be honest love the feeling after you win a fight

You'll be a better man if you learn to live without it, though.

Originally Posted by texmo

I aint doing busary cant handel another year at school gonna leave after this year and taking up an apprentiship as a sparky for my dad for one year. then im most likely to join the navy and finnish my apprentiship there and do my dive masters

You've got things more sussed than most of the 17-year-olds I've run across.

**texmo** · 17th September 2004, 14:38

Yer well I decided I didnt want to be a bum I want to earn my way in life own my own house ect... and so I decided to sit down every day for 2 hours until I found out what I wanted to do and it worked ^^;
Im going to use my 303 on saturday afternoon gonig camping with some boiled patotoes up at mungawhai. place them around and wait for the

.. i mean pigs to come eat them and then we have wild bore on the spit on sunday nite :big grin:

And I say to you deno your a wanka you cant say you have lived if you havent done a few things one of thoes is had a few fights, I dont want to learn to fight just to kick someones ass it jsut so I know I have the abbility, this is my drug, I dont touch drugs I do other shit I tramp, hunt, snowboard, downhill racing on my coyote, I love addrilen I can think of much worse things to do than fight I dont steal I dont commit crimes Im probbly less of a wanker than you.....

**Deano** · 17th September 2004, 14:47

Originally Posted by texmo

And I say to you deno your a wanka you cant say you have lived if you havent done a few things one of thoes is had a few fights,

You obviously haven't been reading my posts - you haven't got a clue.

I am however happy to give you a learn if you want it that bad....

**Gixxer** · 17th September 2004, 14:53

Originally Posted by texmo

then im most likely to join the navy and finnish my apprentiship there and do my dive masters..... probly any ways, unless something better comes along :big grin:

Ask sAsLEX about finishing your apprentiship in the Navy, when I left they had axed all apprentiships, good life however, and if you want to learn about pub brawling and street fights, you will more then likely get some tough schooling.
also, 'a girl in every port' is about right.

**texmo** · 17th September 2004, 15:09

Originally Posted by Gixxer

Ask sAsLEX about finishing your apprentiship in the Navy, when I left they had axed all apprentiships, good life however, and if you want to learn about pub brawling and street fights, you will more then likely get some tough schooling.
also, 'a girl in every port' is about right.

lol

Also Deno werent you just calling me a dickhead for wanting to fight people when I have had traning and them havent and you said pick fights with people the same size.... your what a martial arts expert ( or you think you are) and your like twice as old as me.