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    The Little Firefighter...

    A Fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when
    he notices a little girl from next door in a little red cart with
    little ladders hung on the side and garden hose tightly coiled in
    the middle.

    The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied
    to a Dog and a cat.

    The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look, 'that's a lovely
    Fire engine,' he says admiringly.

    'Thanks,' says the little girl.

    The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of
    the cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to the cat's
    testicles.

    'Little colleague,' says the fire fighter, 'I don't want to tell you
    how to run your fire engine but if you were to tie that rope around
    the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'

    The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog
    and at the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says

    ..."You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f**king
    siren,would I?"
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    Someone has their "funny undies" on today...

    Very good hehe
    "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
    Jeremy Clarkson.

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    pretty bloody good.got a kick outta this one.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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