What is your "tree"?????

[Hitcher]

I'm a bonsai.

[yod]

Who makes this shit up?

my sentiments exactly....

did anyone else see Penn & Tellers Bullshit! last night?

fuck that program is great

[kiwifruit]

Cedar Tree (Confidence)

completely inaccurate

[skidMark]

i'm a chesnut tree...

i have big nuts

[Big Dave]

'not very self confident'

[Big Dave]

i have big nuts

So tempting for the chin line, but no.

[skidMark]

Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born
diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard
worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times,
fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.


explains me to a tee dontcha think?

[chanceyy]

Fig tree, what does sexually oriented mean ?

Your a dirty old man ... but quite frankly can not picture it

[skidMark]

So tempting for the chin line, but no.

take the bait u bastard

[Stickchick]

I'm a fig tree and suits me to a T

[phantom]

Your a dirty old man ... but quite frankly can not picture it

Who says I'm old

[Big Dave]

take the bait u bastard

Sometimes it's funnier to shun the set up - if the set up is too obvious.

My wife went to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
?? No...Barbados.

Nice nuts.

[Big Dave]

I'm a bonsai.

I would have expected a 'Geronimo'.

I was more, as Douglas Adams would have it, 'Caarnduncan'.

[Maha]

Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what
life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content,
optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and
affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover, faithful, quick-tempered at times, loves to gain knowledge,

Edited version, seems more like me.......

[chanceyy]

Who says I'm old

your older than me so your old