Situational Awareness

[Lazy7]

Scenario:
You are riding a bike at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your bike and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?







Answer:
Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round" idiot, you're pissed.

[Qkkid]

you think ya funny man eh fella

[T.W.R]

read a wee bit like a mushie trip

the heading suggested L7 had found the bikers best friend, intuition but nah the contents seem chemically induced :slap:

[Edbear]

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

What's dangerous about it?

[bladez]

so is that why the cops could catch me without moving

[_Gina_]

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.









What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?





















Answer:

Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk

[skelstar]

I dont normally do this but snap

[_Gina_]

oops, my bad!

Can I blame my cut finger and sling?


G

[Colapop]

Ahh the mention of blood or injuries and along comes Speedy!!

[_Gina_]

ohh how did you hurt your widdle fingy wingy?? diddims

And I thought you loved me.....

I cut my left hand little finger on the underside right in the bend (a flap cut)
Must've nicked a small vein.

Was taking out the rubbish when I did it....went inside, thought well that's decent, but I am hard! Stuck a sticky plaster on it and drove down the road about 1km before blood was running everywhere...

Never mind, it's big enough for a stitch or two, but the skin is too thin, so a pressure bandage and a sling it is.


Thanks for caring though

How U doin'?



and yes, this took a while to type with one hand!

[_Gina_]

Thats me , The First to Care.... (Where have I seen that before??)






I am always having to type with one hand doll.

In actual fact - the only one on this site to care about my fingy

[Colapop]

In actual fact - the only one on this site to care about my fingy

I care!! I just didn't know...


Didn't get this job either!

[Squeak the Rat]

Situational Awareness??? I didn't see that coming.......

[Beemer]

Situational Awareness



Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer:






Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're pissed.

[Quartida]

ROFL