My crash

[DUCATI*HARD]

did you pick em up and drop kick em like a rugby ballnow that would be funny

[dpbrt]

Nah i knocked him on the head, tied him up and shoved him in the boot of the car. Then I took him to a wharehouse in grey lynn, put him in a room with nothing but a lightbulb and a computer with limited net access, tatooed repost police on his forehead, created an account on kiwibiker called "hXc" and told him to scan the forums looking for dupes of old posts!

"Search IS my friend and just like bikes, there are classics and then there is your bike, not everyone has the time to scan looking for old posts and threads and therefore may not have seen it. However if it's a retraction you are looking for then ok, here goes:

I wish to apologise to everyone who has giggled, laughed or even been slightly amused by this post or any other that i have did or will lavish upon the social nest that is our beloved KB forums. I post these in the belief (ignorant or otherwise) that they may at one time or another have been emailed, faxed, text from person/s to another person/s or posted on this or any other another website currently or in the past accessible via the world wide web, broadcast on tv, radio or other form of media.
I would like to also apologise to all those who, possibly, due to a lack of a funny bone or sense of humour who did not find humour in this post. Furthermore I would like to apologise for any discomfort caused by my post to said individual(s) in relation to the abscence of said funny bone.
I do not proclaim this work to be my own nor do I show intent to take credit or responsibility for the work of comedy which has caused so much duress to said individuals outlined above.

There ya go hXc, blow that out ya tailpipe swirl it around and smoke it twice for us! Make sure you search the forums before responding as you wouldn't want to incriminate yourself as a hypocrate by reposting someone else's response to a post like this

I didn't realise this had been posted less than a week ago, guess i spend too much time on my bike and not enough time in front of the computer.

oh happy place happy place happy place happy place! Deep Breath and release!

Have a nice day hXc and i'll be sure to run any future posts by you to make sure they haven't been posted before.

[dpbrt]

lol

[PuppetMaster]

LOL dpbrt, stop picking on the cock sucking EMO's.