Blind man in a biker bar

**Toaster** · 1st June 2007, 17:11

Nothing found in a search so here goes....

BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker
bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some
coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should
know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters,"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times

**Toaster** · 1st June 2007, 17:12

The biker-angels should like this one!!

**deanohit** · 1st June 2007, 17:22

Dirty Golf
Bunch of phrases that sound naughty but have an alternate meaning.
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.