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    12/09 EBR Race Report

    I bowl on up to F3 practise thinking I’ve got jetting and everything sorted… but after 1 lap it showed it wouldn’t pull passed 6,500 in any gear over 3rd. I pull in, we wiggle some stuff around and pretend to know what we are doing and I go out again… same issue… I jumped off the race bike handing into thee old man to fix, and jump on the street bike to at least catch the last 2 races of the only practise F3 was getting... and I must quickly say now – the NC30 powered street bike is MUCH more powerful in road trim and faster then the race prepped NC35 power VFR (what gives?!:spudwhat: ). Anyway, I manage to get another 3 practise laps with Clubman’s after much begging, I had changed fuel taps, homemade air box blocker, and disconnected my extra tacho. Sweet! She certainly wasn’t running as sweet as the street bike just had but there was usable power from say 8,500 to 14,000 (below 8 was a total mess!). In no time I was on the grid in last place (17th) by myself with 4 rows of bikes ahead. The flag dropped, the start was an all right one and saw me somewhere around 7th place after the first lap. This is where it all goes wrong… I’m too excited heading in towards castrol and can hear the chirping of a 125GP bike on the left rear, and slowly gaining… instead of short shifting and bogging through castrol as usual I kept her in 2nd? (Cant remember numbers!) at around 11,500 and make the decision as the 125 comes around the outside of me to keep the throttle pinned in the lower gear and hope she takes it!.. As you can already tell it didn’t. I’m used to movement in the rear exiting corners but I found myself apexing castrol with the rear end already loose and drifting fast. Next mistake was being too cocky in my own mind to do enough about it, I though I had it under control with my knee on the deck, but I didn’t feather off the throttle enough I feel and just held it too far pinned, the equation of things equalled my back end continuing to slide further away and I couldn’t keep it propped on my knee, I heard the race rear set grind the deck along with my boot, with some vague hope of it all swinging back together… No sir, it was my turn to go!:spudwave: It was all pretty calm and came down gracefully, I next heard the fairing grinding on the ground still attached to the bike and was now facing the infield a fair bit too much (possibly stupid enough to still be thinking it might all come back together). Second to last thing I felt was the leather on my elbow against the ground, and just as quickly as that had come down my bar end too hit the deck as the bike pivoted on the fairing, and I was now perpendicular to the back straight and still spinning… ended up sliding off facing back the way I came to see Bruno’s bike go passed. Well the bike went down so nicely it would have been fine until it hit the ripple strip exiting the track, the noise is hard to explain but I knew what it meant, she took a bit of a punch from it and suffered a broken handle bar, brake lever, and later to be discovered engine case.

    So its time for the second race and in the in-between everybody has pitched in a hand to get her ready in time (thanks guys!). Jason Hulme then pointed out to me it looked like I had a hairline fracture across the bottom of my engine casing *doh!*, pity I was on the dummy grid and ready to roll! his advice was to roll with it as it would probably be fine!.. so I did and it was, for about 3 laps, then exiting the hairpin my right foot slid straight off the peg!, I attempted to put it back and it was kicked off again, and again, and again. Now being the mentally challenged man that I appear here to be I couldn’t work out between then and coming over the hill onto the front straight what this meant… until again the back end was loose and wild as it had oil covered over the right hand edge… I realised that was what it had to be and so I couldn’t move up and take any more places for this race, instead get by with what I've got and do my best not to loose any!... Phew! It worked, held the buggers off for the remaining laps (sorry Tony!). and Yay for a 7th place still!

    So here we go 3rd race! This time I’ve put duct tape over the fracture in casing and a rag to absorb any that should get passed the magic seal!... well it kept it off my tyre and despite the hold-up on the line the race went okay and I just managed this time to get passed svs – unfortunately the poor guy got a mist of oil over his bike on the pass too! (sorry mate!) It was still leaking, but hey I was happy with my finish this time in 5th place with much time to grab yet (when I slowly gained my confidence after coming off on castrol)

    4th race, and this time I wanted to make sure svs couldn’t give me any excuses as to be covered by oil, so I jam a second rag in-between the fairing and the engine casing… and now I'm starting on the front row of the grid, on the outer side (5th). Bang the flags down and its party time boys! I find myself in 3rd place going down the back straight only to loose a place, then another to Wiggles. So I’m behind wiggles and for a lap I’m certainly loosing the small gap between us, only to pick up the pace for the next lap and settle in better with confidence there wasn’t any oil on my tyre at all this time. 4th lap and I’m on Wiggles tail entering the hairpin thinking this is going to be one wicked fight for 4th and I’m keen on throwing it all at him over the hill on the last lap if I can read his line in the next few… when coming over the line that lap some wolly is holding a chequered flag as well as a black one with orange, funny enough he’s also pointing at ME!, I’m thinking now that maybe I should have read the rulebook as to what the pretty colours mean but id already got the impression by the way he was frantically waving at me it meant id done something wrong. So I continue the lap very slowly to nurse her into the pits when coming into the hairpin the flag marshals are frantically pointing at me, I look down thinking hey, it is a little hot down there only to see that THERE ARE DAMN FLAMES COMING OUT OF MY BIKE! I was pissing myself thinking what the hell how am I going to put this fire out, all I have is a whole load of oil in my motor, and hey, maybe that’s what’s on fire!, so as I get into the pits with some wicked as flames burning under my motor ( I watched them as I went down pit lane) I pull over near the Armco where hopefully not many can see me as I didn’t want them all realising my work of art had caught fire, and I ripped out the 2nd rag id shoved in there which had happened to have gotten oil on it and possibly petrol from cleaning the oil off earlier and then been touching the exhaust… ahhh, so I ditched the flaming rag and rode into the pits nicely and snuck my bike around to where I was pitted… only to later get the question from svs wondering if id have anything to do with a burning rag on pit lane.

    So that was pretty much it! First race DNF, last race DNF, and the in-betweens some poor riding expressed by me, The day was a bit of a nightmare as I was too excited and even when I things started going my way I was riding the bike far too aggressively lifting and sliding the rear coming into the hairpin and exiting and missing shifts etc, the list goes on! The poor girl took all the punishment I could throw and the final act of arson and still survived! She may not be quick, but she is semi-reliable (well, kind of) so I guess she takes after me!

    Would like to say the BIGGEST thanks to Hoon , without you there co-ordinating the repairs mate my stressed out self would not have been able to even make another race. Next thanks are to the family and friends that turned up to the event, your support was certainly noticed. Finally Team-mates! Dad, another learning experience by your side, Mike – cheers mate you do everything your told and don’t even complain then I yell at you in my usual arrogant tone, Nick – You were late but your thoughts and future support regarding the race bikes broken bits is much appreciated, and Sarah, we didn’t get you out there with the team umbrella this time but your time as an umbrella girl will come, just as soon as the team gets one of these faster learning riders on a race bike. (C’mon shadey!)

    You want even more thanking? Gary @ GP Trading for the rear tyre that spat me off on castrol, and all the other bits you’ve helped us with. And SpankMe for supporting us with our currently still-in-building-stage website – Also for the push on the dummy grid in the 2nd race or so (cheers dude!).

    Finally I’d like to apologise to all those I came across as arrogant and demanding, although on race days I do turn this way a *touch* I really lost the plot with all the problems in the day, it was an experience to learn from and I certainly will try to do exactly that.

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    Glad to see that your bike was immaculately and professionally prepared :P So how many races was that before you binned??? Wasn't there a poll somehwere?

    My wife just read this and said it's the best laugh she's had for a while.

    Glad you were ok, but shame on you for spraying oil over my old SV.
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    ahhhaaah, what a crack up.

    Man, I sure as hell hope someone has pics of your bike on fire, ill be sure not to let you live that one down!!

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    Great write-up, thanks KK.
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    But the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.

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    Re write up




    Great write up Logan, sorry I missed it all.(had to work)


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    Good read mate wll done on your efforts, love the Kiwi spirit!!!
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    And here's some pictures I took of team EbR in the pits...

    I will endeavour to get all my pics up in the gallery as soon as there is a folder for them

    Maybe tomorrow morning ?
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    thanks guys for the compliaments - and yeah Bluninja mate good to hear from you, i think ive done around 12 proper races or so. I think ive learnt and the memory of the lowside isnt just a blurr so im hoping i can work with it. Thanks to PT for all the Excellent pics! - will have mine up here eventually.

    I will also now say the EBR team was also found @ 9pm last night to have picked up 10 chics after a long days racing... i said to 6Chris6 he could have 5 and id take five..

    But then the mother turned up.. she was quacking like mad so i jumped down the drainpipe with a torch and (dads) overalls on and got them all out! Some good karma i hope after the days experience but god knows how all 10 of the ducklings got down there.. they must be like bloody lemmings one after the other!

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    And I didn't go racing because I had a piddly hesitation problem!

    Bike not revving, Oil pissing out, and then for the finaley, Onboard fires!!!!!

    You made my day Logan. Best race story in recent times. Classic.

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    KK, while I really liked your write-up (living vicarioulsy and all that) I can't help but be bothered by this 'riding with a cracked crankcase' thing. Surely it's not good etiquette to ride around spraying erl everywhere?

    Mebbe that's why the biker demigods caused your bike to catch on fire (that, and the fact stuffing a rag in there was a dumb thing to do, like duct-taping your muffler on your 916...)
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    she'll be right mate, the majority of any oil coming out was going all over my back tyre dude, if anyone was going off it would be me first - also i didnt even top it up with oil after 3 races, its amazing how such a little amount of oil can spread!

    Yeah the rag idea worked for the first rag but the second one i jammed in obviously wasnt stuck up there properly and the wind blew it back against the exhaust pipe, it happens, and yeah mehbeh the biker demigods did cause it :@ i was soo close to getting that FZR too!

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    Yeah good write up man. Good to hear kiwibikers out there enjoying it.

    I'm back off to timaru this weekend so should be some more fun.

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    Noice one KK. Hope to be getting out there in the next year, Just waiting for some cash from summer job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kwaka-Kid
    I bowl on up to F3 practise thinking I’ve got jetting and everything sorted… but after 1 lap it showed it wouldn’t pull passed 6,500 in any gear over 3rd. I pull in, we wiggle some stuff around and pretend to know what we are doing and I go out again… same issue… I jumped off the race bike handing into thee old man to fix, and jump on the street bike to at least catch the last 2 races of the only practise F3 was getting... and I must quickly say now – the NC30 powered street bike is MUCH more powerful in road trim and faster then the race prepped NC35 power VFR (what gives?!:spudwhat: ).
    WHAT GIVES?????
    RACE PREPARED?????

    a dozen stienlagers and and a can of yellow spray paint do not a race bike make...So who made the air intake mods KK and didnt tell the wise OLD one??

    AND do WE know anybody who would take a STREET bike out onto a race track WITH ...a side stand unwired, a sump bolt unwired, a oil filter unwired, a glass head light not even taped over, indicators still operational...AND only get sprung by the Stewards for those lovely reflective attachments mounted to each side of the front fairing( MIRRORS what mirrors?) and then get away with "OH SORRY I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHO WAS BEHIND ME"...everybody knows that those attachments are just so that the g/friend can do her make-up at 240 klicks down the brake straight...doh!!

    and we wont even get started on the " but the flames coming outa the lower fairing round my right boot looked awesome coming outa the hairpin" drama...


    and is it true that you used ya indicators to turn onto the backstaight and at the hairpin and even to enter the pit lane son???....I'm getting too many other racers coming up to me asking "WHAT R THOSE CUTE ORAGE FLASHIE THINGS ON YA RACE BIKE???"

    maybe you need a new signature son...how bout...

    DOES MY ARSE REALLY LOOK THAT BIG IN YA MIRRORS WHEN I'M SOOOO HOT CUMING OUTA THE HAIRPIN!!!
    RIDE THE ROAD....RACE THE TRACK.....DRAG THE STRIP......NODMAN....retired(now whose happy?)

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    Bahahaha

    And I thought KK's write up was good.

    Thanks for that Nodman.

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