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    Quote Originally Posted by 0arbreaka View Post
    Bets are on how long it will be till he loses it again...
    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    2 weeks $20
    So much for a welcome back.

    Hey Mark... You're welcome on the back of mine whenever it suits till you get a set of your own 2 wheels.
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    So much for a welcome back.

    Hey Mark... You're welcome on the back of mine whenever it suits till you get a set of your own 2 wheels.
    Ned, it is part of "new cool" I think to diss the hell out of people...........hey and nice offer too! cant bling you cos I already did for your earlier comments regards my you know what.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Please PM morcs at KB Bookmakers for the latest odds on Skidmark.

    >Current bets being taken:

    >If he will lose his license again.

    >How long til he does.

    >Seriously injures himself

    >Seriously annoys a fellow rider with some spastic maneouver


    Just kiddin Mark, although I know the others will have a giggle.

    I havent ridden with you yet (unless you count when u were on that Honda thingy...) so look forward to seeing you on the road soon.

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    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
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    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    So much for a welcome back.

    Hey Mark... You're welcome on the back of mine whenever it suits till you get a set of your own 2 wheels.
    so your on for 2 weeks 1 day?
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    so your on for 2 weeks 1 day?
    Only if I feel like a quickie. If my wife's in the mood it all depends on how much food we have in the house.

    (Do I get my 2 bad rep points for taking it off topic now?)
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    If you trash this bike there is no hope for you

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    no tickets so far w00t not even been pulled ova.

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    MUWHAHAHAHAHA

    This thread just become incredulously funny!

    Mark, come and tell....

    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaNanna View Post
    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Yes Mark, do tell.
    Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.



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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    no tickets so far w00t not even been pulled ova.
    Hehe, tempted fate didnt ya
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    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    What;s the currency over in the UK again? Oh, that's it, The Pound! Muwahahaha.

    At least it keeps you out of danger for the next 6 months eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    MUWHAHAHAHAHA

    This thread just become incredulously funny!

    Mark, come and tell....

    Idiot of the year awards just got a new contestant....







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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    MUWHAHAHAHAHA

    This thread just become incredulously funny!

    Mark, come and tell....

    what happened?
    There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? -Clerks

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    lost story short...cager did sumthing dangerous...so i chased to get his rego...then went to pass so i cld see what driver looked like...

    as i came beside driver realised what i was doing...and veared hard right and smashed my left footpeg and gear shift off....

    driver lied...witnesses lied cus they were old and said they wanted to "teach me a lesson" cops showed up they all lied through thier teeth...

    lessons learnt today

    1. handcuffs are tight

    2. all chick cops are fucking hot

    3. not having my bike is tearing me apart it's my fucking baby.

    4. court on monday is gunna be interesting.

    5. cop cars have comfy back seats.

    6. this is gunna make getting a job fun.

    7. if the other driver says he wants nbo cops at the scene, get cops in the hope that they will help you.... and then discover they impound your bike arrest you and charge you.

    justice....sure.

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    hey, atleast they wont damage it at the police impound, its pretty fucked already lol
    Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.



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