Husband & wife

**Skyryder** · 26th February 2009, 10:50

Best joke I've read in ages.

Skyyrder

**Burtha** · 26th February 2009, 10:51

Oh - how true to form!

**Laava** · 26th February 2009, 11:08

Good one! Did you get that joke for your birfdee?

**Stirts** · 26th February 2009, 11:11

Originally Posted by Laava

Good one! Did you get that joke for your birfdee?

Not the joke....just the farts, he farted the birthday song!

**piston broke** · 26th February 2009, 17:43

Originally Posted by Stirts

Not the joke....just the farts, he farted the birthday song!

cool,
so you got your birthday wish then

**Ms Piggy** · 26th February 2009, 18:40

Most excellent!!

**YellowDog** · 2nd October 2010, 15:21

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train...

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.........
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!..................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f---king blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.

The End