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    An explanation - Madness and Love

    A long time ago Vices & Virtues floated around and were bored, not
    knowing what to do. One day all the Vices and Virtues were gathered
    together and were more bored than ever. Suddenly, Ingenious came up with an idea: "Let's play hide and seek!"

    All of them liked the idea and immediately Madness shouted: "I want to
    count, I want to count!" Since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek
    Madness all the others agreed.

    Madness leaned against a tree and started to count: "One, two, three..."
    As Madness counted, the Vices and Virtues went hiding.

    Tenderness hung itself on the horn of the moon... Treason hid in a pile of
    garbage... Fondness curled up between the clouds...and Passion went to the
    centre of the earth.... Lie said that it would hide under a stone, but hid
    at the bottom of the lake... whilst Avarice entered a sack that he ended
    up breaking.
    And Madness continued to count: .... "seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..."

    By this time all the Vices and Virtues were already hidden - except Love.

    For undecided as Love is, he could not decide where to hide. And this
    should not surprise us because we all know how difficult it is to hide
    Love.

    Madness: "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..." Just when Madness
    got to one hundred.........Love jumped into a rose bush where he hid.
    Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming, I'm coming!"
    Laziness was the first to be found, because Laziness had no energy to hide. Then he spotted Tenderness in the horn of the moon, Lie at the bottom of the lake and Passion at the centre of the earth.
    One by one, Madness found them all - except Love.

    Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love. Envious of Love, Envy whispered to Madness:
    "You only need to find Love and Love is hiding in the rose bush."

    Madness grabbed a wooden pitch fork and stabbed wildly at the rosebush.
    Madness stabbed and stabbed until a heartbreaking cry made him stop.
    Love appeared from the rose bush, covering his face with his hands.
    Between his fingers ran two trickles of blood from his eyes. Madness, so
    anxious to find Love, had stabbed out Love's eyes with a pitch fork.

    "What have I done! What have I done!" Madness shouted. "I have left you
    blind! How can I repair it?"

    And Love answered: "You cannot repair my eyes. But if you want to do
    something for me, you can be my guide."

    And so it came about that from that day on, Love is blind and is always
    accompanied by Madness.

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    That explains a great deal lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Hah thats a good one
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Love is the word you use when there is no other rational explanation
    (said to me by a cynical mate who is now married with kids)
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Love is the word you use when there is no other rational explanation
    (said to me by a cynical mate who is now married with kids)
    Nice qualifier at the end feller (so Joni won't thump you). You cynic.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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