View Poll Results: Should my cats hear those famous words: "You're fired!!"

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  • You're fired!!

    5 21.74%
  • No, let sleeping cats lie.

    3 13.04%
  • I've posted a solution to the problem for you.

    10 43.48%
  • Use napalm to catch the mice!!

    10 43.48%
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  1. #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Is your real name Heath Robinson? John.


    There's a name I have not heard in the long time. There was a time when he lived in most parts of the country. Nothing was a bother to him. He had the right attitude. Would give anything a go. If it did not work so be it. Heath would sit down and try again. I always thought he had a bit of the Scotsman in him as he disliked spending his hard earned dosh but in truth I think his middle name was Bruce as in the spider thing. Try try and try again. It wasn't pretty but it worked. I heard a rumour some time ago that both the legal profession, OSH, LTSA and just about every Government department were gunning for him. Collectively they were known as the PC possie and poor old Heath had to go underground. Occasionaly he raises his head but the Tall Poppie gang(that's the sycophants of the pc possie) run him out of town.


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    I couldn't not feed my cats or leave them out overnight, they are much loved!! And I really look after the things I love.

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    Our cats did us a favour last night - they brought in a mouse. What's so great about that? Well, if I hadn't got up to dispose of that I wouldn't have heard the sheep bleating and got the torch to see what was going on. And we wouldn't have found the third triplet that had just been born and who had fallen through a hole in the fence to the other paddock! Mum and three babies are now all safe so thank you cats - but don't make a habit of it at 3am!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    This morning I got up at 5:30am, walked to the kitchen, and trod in a pile of half-digested catfood the bloody moggy had thrown up in the hallway.

    Motherfucking feline's going down.
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Motherfucking feline's going down.
    Your cat performs oral? Ethical issues aside... don't the teeth hurt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Your cat performs oral? Ethical issues aside... don't the teeth hurt?
    Pussy don't go down on me; it's usually vice versa, to be honest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Pussy don't go down on me; it's usually vice versa, to be honest.
    So ethi... actually - no I can't put the ethics of that aside.

    (yeah I know - it was a stretch)
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    don't feed your cats, they'll get hungry enough lol

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