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    CB and the positives..

    Not sure if it the correct section BUT:

    I've got CB as a life partner. (after a 26 year lay-off in between).

    She supports me in my lunacy,
    She tolerates (OK, encourages) my gropings and carnal desires. (Canterbury KBers shut-the-hell-up)
    She sits for hours behind me on the Tequila Sunrise as we tour the Mainland.
    She buys my favourite brew when I need it (which is always)
    She lets me go off on hunting trips, KB trips, Hot-rod runs.
    She lets me use a 7 litre vehicle as an every-day run-around. (at 10mpg)
    She lets me buy/have more guns/ammo than the Alabama National Guard.
    She lets me go to the US of A (ok, she came too) to let me cruise around with a variety of "Sherriffs/Highway Patrol/ County Deputies and FBI associates, she lets me let rip with all sorts of full-auto weapons of war - and lets me purchase and ship home but large, stereotypical examples of '60s overdone yank tanks.

    But she makes me change my socks/jocks and T-shirts.

    Anybody else have burdens as bad as mine????
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    Good on ya Scumdog. Sounds pretty damn fine to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Anybody else have burdens as bad as mine????
    Yep. Been with mine almost 32 years and she still irons my clothes, while I'm in charge of breakfast, car and bike maintenance & cleaning.
    Cheers

    Merv

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    coming up 20 years for me ... and I ain't even 40 yet (long way off)

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    Nice to see some "long term" guys here.

    CB and I split when she was 17 - got back together when she was 42..still with the same ideals and passions...
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    not one of those stories???

    how many times have you used " WE WE'RE ON BREAK !!! "

    me and mrs TA, split at 15, on again, off again until 19 .. then bred !

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    Yeah SD, sounds like you have it really bad there mate.....
    TUI anyone?


    Good luck to both of you, sounds like she needs it more than you though! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife View Post
    Yeah SD, sounds like you have it really bad there mate.....
    TUI anyone?


    Good luck to both of you, sounds like she needs it more than you though! lol
    Fark, you're all sympathy!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Not sure if it the correct section BUT:

    I've got CB as a life partner. (after a 26 year lay-off in between).

    She supports me in my lunacy,
    She tolerates (OK, encourages) my gropings and carnal desires. (Canterbury KBers shut-the-hell-up)
    She sits for hours behind me on the Tequila Sunrise as we tour the Mainland.
    She buys my favourite brew when I need it (which is always)
    She lets me go off on hunting trips, KB trips, Hot-rod runs.
    She lets me use a 7 litre vehicle as an every-day run-around. (at 10mpg)
    She lets me buy/have more guns/ammo than the Alabama National Guard.
    She lets me go to the US of A (ok, she came too) to let me cruise around with a variety of "Sherriffs/Highway Patrol/ County Deputies and FBI associates, she lets me let rip with all sorts of full-auto weapons of war - and lets me purchase and ship home but large, stereotypical examples of '60s overdone yank tanks.

    But she makes me change my socks/jocks and T-shirts.

    Anybody else have burdens as bad as mine????
    You mean to tell me your back livin with your mother again....At your age.....


    :slap:

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    Quote Originally Posted by TerminalAddict View Post
    not one of those stories???

    how many times have you used " WE WE'RE ON BREAK !!! "

    me and mrs TA, split at 15, on again, off again until 19 .. then bred !

    Nah, was never like that - 'she' went to nursing school, thought there would be 'heaps' like me. (WRONG - aint THAT many wierdos in the world)

    MY thoughts? "Who the hell needs her anyway"

    REALITY? Both realised we needed each other - but life got in the way (and 4 kids) before we met again 26 years later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    You mean to tell me your back livin with your mother again....At your age.....
    Sure - don't ALL guys??

    (The you-da-puss complex I believe)
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Fark, you're all sympathy!!
    Yeah thats me, all tea and sympathy. lol
    Sounds to me like you guys had the 'curse of youth' going on, grass being greener etc, then learned a thing or two and went hmmmmmm.
    Good that you found each other again anyway.

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    Looking to import another gas guzzler there SD?
    Insert witticism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Not sure if it the correct section BUT:

    I've got CB as a life partner. (after a 26 year lay-off in between).

    She supports me in my lunacy,
    She tolerates (OK, encourages) my gropings and carnal desires. (Canterbury KBers shut-the-hell-up)
    errr yeah we've seen a few of those...
    but you didn't include the bit about:

    "She helps to get undressed for bed at rallies when I get too pissed to do it for myself... although she does take the micky by doing it outside the tent so all can see"
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