New door bell

**FROSTY:Me** · 13th September 2004, 15:28

I was in repco the other day. They have for sale their own brand of doorbell.
It comes with 4 settings -Ring--YAWWN
V8 Car revving up-yea waddevva
A f1 car going past ---Hm--yea cool
and a racing 4 stroke bike --OHH yea Baby
It sounds pretty darn cool and would make a cool prezzie for someone deserving.

**White trash** · 13th September 2004, 15:34

Ah fuck! Sorry, Frosty. I was meant to post that for ya.

I've heard this doorbell and it rocks! Sounds like you're standing next to a race track.

**jrandom** · 13th September 2004, 15:34

It would get annoying, after a while.

I want a doorbell that plays 'The Song That Never Ends' from Lamb Chop's Play-Along.

**Hitcher** · 13th September 2004, 15:38

Or
"Knock knock knocking on heaven's door"
"Knock three times (on the ceiling if you want me)"
"Boom boom boom boom"

**Cajun** · 13th September 2004, 15:46

Originally Posted by jrandom

It would get annoying, after a while.

I want a doorbell that plays 'The Song That Never Ends' from Lamb Chop's Play-Along.

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...

then repeat over and over and over again, its a fun way to piss people off. strange must be why i sing it so much.

**Hitcher** · 13th September 2004, 15:57

Originally Posted by Cajun

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...

then repeat over and over and over again, its a fun way to piss people off. strange must be why i sing it so much.

You could add this to an album that also has the winning tracks "The wheels on the bus go round and round", "My name is John Johnson" and the highly rated "I like traffic lights".

Or "Africa" by Toto...

**Cajun** · 13th September 2004, 15:59

Originally Posted by Hitcher

You could add this to an album that also has the winning tracks "The wheels on the bus go round and round", "My name is John Johnson" and the highly rated "I like traffic lights".

its the wheels on the front wheel on the motorbike goes off the ground off the ground

**jrandom** · 13th September 2004, 16:00

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Or "Africa" by Toto...

You. Utter. Barsteward.

I must self-medicate with Led Zeppelin MP3s, now.

**Hitcher** · 13th September 2004, 16:00

Originally Posted by Cajun

its the wheels on the front wheel on the motorbike goes off the ground off the ground

"The bike's front wheel goes off the ground..." scans better...

**Hitcher** · 13th September 2004, 16:02

Originally Posted by jrandom

You. Utter. Barsteward.

I must self-medicate with Led Zeppelin MP3s, now.

Surely you're not a fan of the aforementioned crime against popular music?

**jrandom** · 13th September 2004, 16:04

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Surely you're not a fan of the aforementioned crime against popular music?

Only if you define 'fanhood' as 'has difficulty extracting it from psyche after being traumatised by radio programming during childhood'.

**Cajun** · 13th September 2004, 16:04

Originally Posted by Hitcher

"The bike's front wheel goes off the ground..." scans better...

true but i i no good at real england

**Hitcher** · 13th September 2004, 16:06

Originally Posted by jrandom

Only if you define 'fanhood' as 'has difficulty extracting it from psyche after being traumatised by radio programming in childhood'.

Exxxcellent! (Unquote, Montgomery Burns)

"The wild dogs cry out in the night as they look for some solitary company...
But I must do what's right as sure as Kilamanjaro rises like a memphis above the Serengeti..."

What's all that about? What exactly does it mean? Why do the voices sing it to me after they've told me to stay home and clean the guns?