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  1. 15th June 2007, 10:32 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoGirl View Post
    I would've expected the male version to be very well endowed. Well, I can say that was a disappointment!
    I'm sure if you ask them, they will spec it up, so to speak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    "Synthetic Humans".

    Single best quote in the history of the world.
    nah, the best quote was when one of the fruits was talking about having a relationship with a doll and said there's no bizarreness there .... that made me cry from laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    I'm sure if you ask them, they will spec it up, so to speak.
    Like Pimp Ya "Ride" ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoGirl View Post
    It sounds like a whole lot of bother for little return.
    A lot of people say that about sex with real people..... But in my opinion they aint doin' it right....

    Most folks 'over think' things - lots of stuff should be appoached with a great deal of enthusiasim and very little thinking...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    You keep "polishing ya spanner..." TMI.... IMHO...

    Hope you don't have any guns???
    mmmmmm guns........ loverly shiney make me feel powerful like a real man, one day I'll show them whos the daddy yes we will, won't we precious.... All those insults - yeeeeessss oh yeeeesssss, they will pay, they will ALL pay... yeeeesshhhhhhhhh....

    Nope - sold em when I realised I had no time for hunting anymore - sad but thats life
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    A lot of people say that about sex with real people..... But in my opinion they aint doin' it right....

    Most folks 'over think' things - lots of stuff should be appoached with a great deal of enthusiasim and very little thinking...
    I guess you have to figure out WHAT 'lots of stuff' you're talking about though?

    "A great deal of enthusiasm and very little thinking" has ended up in tears and sutures at times for me....
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    "A great deal of enthusiasm and very little thinking" has ended up in tears and sutures at times for me....
    I had a girlfriend like that once....
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    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living...411156.htm?p=1

    yummy



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    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living...411156.htm?p=1

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    yea we got one of them sheep for a mates 18th a few years back.was a bloody good laugh.alot cheaper than $99 bucks though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I dunno - a chick that never has morning breath, never says no, never talks back, tastes good all month round, doesn't borrow the car, doesn't give you the clap, doesn't watch soaps on TV, doesn't stop you buying Yoshi pipes for your bike and doesn't give you guilt trips about how fat she thinks her arse is.

    Attractive......

    BUT she can't cook, can't iron, can't clean the house, can't garden or wash the car.

    Pros and cons eh?
    Well I guess if you like the taste of silicone...... whatever floats your boat mate.....

    And as for giving you the clap.... wonder how gutted they feel after hearing that the repair man schtupped their dolly friends...
    ."No Matter what you do there will be critics."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dilligaf View Post
    And as for giving you the clap.... wonder how gutted they feel after hearing that the repair man schtupped their dolly friends...
    Could they divorce the doll for adultery?
    Hmm, could be an interesting legal predicament.
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    I felt sorry for the girls.....no one asked what they thought!
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    Just watch the first part of it, stopped cause so sad and so funny at the same time!!! All these guys, all living with their parents/mothers, talking to "synthetic humans", this guy kissing tenderly and massaging the foot of his doll and then just take off the tongue of it...euhh disgusting!!!! I felt so sorry for them..having sex with plastic if you don't have any choice but men! don't talk with them, take pictures etc...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis management View Post
    When they pass you on the road will you know if the biker not waving to you is just a harley owner or a synthetic human........Now theres a thought, maybe Harley riders are synthetic humans!
    My husband said he could imagine the Harley guys wondering if she needed to wear a helmet because she wasn't real!

    The tongue thing freaked me out a bit too!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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