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    The Ten Commandments

    The Ten Commandments

    1. The one true vehicle is the motorcycle , and thou shalt not put no other vehicles before it.

    2. Thou shalt not bow down and worship nor serve the God of Chrome; for, lo, he is a false god and will not get thy butt home.

    3. Honor thy authorized dealer and the motorcycles they sell, and that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Riding.

    4. Remember the weekend, and keep it open. For it is written, five days shalt thou labor, and for two days shalt thou ride thy bike, drink beer, and have some FUN.

    5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's bike, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his cute old lady.

    6. From the throne of thy two wheeled contrivance, thou shalt hail all thy biker brethren no matter what they are seated upon - let those who ride decide.

    7. Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother biker who is in mechanical distress.

    8. Thou shalt not pose. Verily, I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his gold Visa card through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of motorcycle heaven.

    9. When riding thy sled on the Road of Life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.

    10. Park not thy bike in the darkness of thine garage, that it may collect dust for want of being oft ridden. Ride thy motorcycle with thy biker brethren, and rejoice in the spirit of the road and the wind.


    To All have a great weekend....dasser

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    *goes all misty-eyed* Thanks mate, you too. *sniff*
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Thumbs up You Mean This.........

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    Yea yea...just cos you can do it in Aramaic....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Yea yea...just cos you can do it in Aramaic....
    Ciamara to you too..............

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    'salright. I've got antibiotics for that....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    'salright. I've got antibiotics for that....
    This may help you
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    Quote Originally Posted by dasser View Post
    The Ten Commandments

    1. The one true vehicle is the motorcycle , and thou shalt not put no other vehicles before it.

    2. Thou shalt not bow down and worship nor serve the God of Chrome; for, lo, he is a false god and will not get thy butt home.

    3. Honor thy authorized dealer and the motorcycles they sell, and that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Riding.

    4. Remember the weekend, and keep it open. For it is written, five days shalt thou labor, and for two days shalt thou ride thy bike, drink beer, and have some FUN.

    5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's bike, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his cute old lady.

    6. From the throne of thy two wheeled contrivance, thou shalt hail all thy biker brethren no matter what they are seated upon - let those who ride decide.

    7. Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother biker who is in mechanical distress.

    8. Thou shalt not pose. Verily, I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his gold Visa card through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of motorcycle heaven.

    9. When riding thy sled on the Road of Life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.

    10. Park not thy bike in the darkness of thine garage, that it may collect dust for want of being oft ridden. Ride thy motorcycle with thy biker brethren, and rejoice in the spirit of the road and the wind.


    To All have a great weekend....dasser
    I think you just need to get out and have a little ride, or clean your bike. Certainly not be reading doggeral (damn where's my spell check) like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    This may help you
    Not if that hanged man is like the one in the Busa Petes "Who would do this?" post

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    Mixing Tarat cards with ten commandments I would be very carefull of this all maybe light hearted but getting close to Blasfermy. I can't spell either but you can understand what I meen

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    spelling's over-rated

    woohoo....blaspheming atheists of the world unite
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    Rules for every biker to live by!

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    blaspheming atheists???? now ain't that an oxymoron.

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    Well put that man Thanks for clarifying them all
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    that was wicked.. so true so true
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