Thy fellow man

[Ocean1]

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing
on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop!
Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He said, "Like what?"

I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

He said, "Christian."

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

He said, "Baptist!"

I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist
Church of the Lord?"

He said, "Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are
you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God,
reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God,
reformation of 1915?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

love it. less religious nuts the better.

[yod]

love it. less religious nuts the better.

oh...you and i would get on SO well....

[Swoop]

Emo Phillips.

[Ocean1]

oh...you and i would get on SO well....

You Zoroastrian too?

[yod]

all hail Ahura Mazda!!

[Beemer]

love it. less religious nuts the better.

Amen to that!

[oldrider]

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing
on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop!
Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He said, "Like what?"

I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

He said, "Christian."

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

He said, "Baptist!"

I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist
Church of the Lord?"

He said, "Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are
you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God,
reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God,
reformation of 1915?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

Sorry, yah missed, he didn't die!

He was down here knocking on our door today! Fu*k ya. John.

[0arbreaka]

Its fun to make fun of bible bashers.