When pussy starts hissing at you in front of your flatmate whenever
you have the silver pen in your hand....said flatmate will start getting
suspicious after awhile.....![]()
When pussy starts hissing at you in front of your flatmate whenever
you have the silver pen in your hand....said flatmate will start getting
suspicious after awhile.....![]()
Originally Posted by scumdog
Two things U have to consider before U tell her:
1.Is the fucker dead? In that case U better have a good excuse.
2.Are U wanting to get inside her pants? In that case deny everyrning.
Good luck.
Shoot the fucking cat.
Stupid things.
Umm STR8 jackets a girl.
Oh and I see the flatmates already been told. Was it one of those joke pens??
that shock ya when you press the button on top....how exactly does metal pen + heater + electricity = shock to the cat but not the person holding the metal pen??? Wearing gumboots and rubber gloves maybe ?
Originally Posted by scumdog
I think it was a mixture of the heat and the fact that I had been rolling it over the carpet while the cat chased it. The cat had been in front of the heater for awhile too so it was more a static thing than anything. Was funny as hell though!
All is good with the cat now, Ive been bribing her with fresh meat....
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
This will make you feel better.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
Well I went home for lunch this arvo only to be greeted by MY poor lil cat lying on the floor bleeding with a generally mangled leg. Seeing as I dont have a cage licence I had to get the vets to pick her up. She's OK just been fighting. Gonna cost a bit. I reckon it was my flatties cat fighting her and paying me back... Aint Karma a bitch, lol!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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