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    When pussy starts hissing at you in front of your flatmate whenever
    you have the silver pen in your hand....said flatmate will start getting
    suspicious after awhile.....
    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    getting a speeding ticket is far from my mind as it is unlikely to kill me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Yeah he's just come home and I told him. But he didnt laugh THAT much. Just a little, doh!
    Cat out of the bag already.

    Curious to know if puss has let it slide or bears a grudge still?
    Insert witticism.

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    Right.

    Two things U have to consider before U tell her:

    1.Is the fucker dead? In that case U better have a good excuse.

    2.Are U wanting to get inside her pants? In that case deny everyrning.

    Good luck.

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    Shoot the fucking cat.

    Stupid things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Shoot the fucking cat.

    Stupid things.
    Personally I find nothing is more soothing than stroking a warm soft pussy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conquiztador View Post
    Two things U have to consider before U tell her:

    1.Is the fucker dead? In that case U better have a good excuse.

    2.Are U wanting to get inside her pants? In that case deny everyrning.

    Good luck.

    Umm STR8 jackets a girl.

    Oh and I see the flatmates already been told. Was it one of those joke pens??
    that shock ya when you press the button on top....how exactly does metal pen + heater + electricity = shock to the cat but not the person holding the metal pen??? Wearing gumboots and rubber gloves maybe ?
    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    getting a speeding ticket is far from my mind as it is unlikely to kill me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    If say you were sitting in front of the heater playing with your flatties cat with a metal pen and you happened to electrocute her quite badly. Enough to make quite an audibly loud noise. Then you go after her to comfort her only to have her hissing at you but you calm her down enough to let her pat you only to electrocute her again and now she wont even look at you without hissing and running away. Would you tell your flatmate?
    Where can I purchase one of these 'pens'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KATWYN View Post
    Umm STR8 jackets a girl.

    Oh and I see the flatmates already been told. Was it one of those joke pens??
    that shock ya when you press the button on top....how exactly does metal pen + heater + electricity = shock to the cat but not the person holding the metal pen??? Wearing gumboots and rubber gloves maybe ?
    I think it was a mixture of the heat and the fact that I had been rolling it over the carpet while the cat chased it. The cat had been in front of the heater for awhile too so it was more a static thing than anything. Was funny as hell though!

    All is good with the cat now, Ive been bribing her with fresh meat....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    I think it was a mixture of the heat and the fact that I had been rolling it over the carpet while the cat chased it. ....

    Arrr so the cat was all into it as well...until someone got a shock....the cat was just being a party pooper - pussy
    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    getting a speeding ticket is far from my mind as it is unlikely to kill me..

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    Damn karmas a bitch!...

    Well I went home for lunch this arvo only to be greeted by MY poor lil cat lying on the floor bleeding with a generally mangled leg. Seeing as I dont have a cage licence I had to get the vets to pick her up. She's OK just been fighting. Gonna cost a bit. I reckon it was my flatties cat fighting her and paying me back... Aint Karma a bitch, lol!
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