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  1. 17th September 2004, 08:47 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoatFood
    Why is this a girls best friend? I thought dogs were called man's best friend.
    I like goats, espacially Myrana.
    What happened to diamonds? Have girls given up on those?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur
    Actually they have.

    The record for having laughed to death is held by some guy who found the Goodies even funnier than I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur
    The record for having laughed to death is held by some guy who found the Goodies even funnier than I.
    Are you sure he wasn't taken out surreptitiously by an Ecky Thump master with a black pudding to side of t'head?
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    Quote Originally Posted by merv
    What happened to diamonds? Have girls given up on those?
    No definitely not but personally I prefer cash.
    My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoatFood
    Why is this a girls best friend? I thought dogs were called man's best friend.
    I like goats, espacially Myrana.
    You like goats huh?



    I believe this dog is 'girls best friend', because guys are being so entertained by a big drooling dog tongue, that they don't notice their credit cards going on a wee shopping trip.

    If only we could get the same dog doing tricks. Then us girls could get in a massage and a manicure in too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoatFood
    Why is this a girls best friend? I thought dogs were called man's best friend.
    I like goats, espacially Myrana.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marknz
    No no, that'd be a doggey innuendo
    I thought innuendo was an Italian suppository?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    Are you sure he wasn't taken out surreptitiously by an Ecky Thump master with a black pudding to side of t'head?
    No - it was the bag-pipes spider - bit him on the ankle.
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    Ok. Goats and sheep have their place, but a girls best friend is first and foremost, her vibrator (nods).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen
    Ok. Goats and sheep have their place, but a girls best friend is first and foremost, her vibrator (nods).
    You mean her motorbike....right?
    My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
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  12. 11th January 2005, 22:21 #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily
    You mean her motorbike....right?

    Mainly Ducs by the sound of it on another thread Ooops
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mongoose
    Mainly Ducs by the sound of it on another thread Ooops
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
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    Time to talk about whisky and beer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skunk
    Time to talk about whisky and beer
    bugger off, stuff the whisky this is just getting interesting...... sorry what was that Gen?
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