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  1. 18th June 2007, 10:23 #1
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    Why women stay single!!!!

    wasn't sure if I should laugh or throw up with the first 2
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  2. 18th June 2007, 10:41 #2
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    That first one! Thanks to you, my pleasant "just had breakfast, let's start the day" feeling has instantly turned to gagging nausea.

    Gives a whole new meaning to "male grooming routine" . . .
    Pass that man a Dandy Brush to get the mud off!!

    The poor fella would almost need to get crutched from time to time

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  3. 18th June 2007, 10:55 #3
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    I gather you ladies dont like hair in excess then...

    Yeah, grooming is a pretty important thing isn't it? Nice and clean, well groomed and smelling good...

    OK back on topic - Jorja, those pics are a worry!
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  4. 18th June 2007, 11:00 #4
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    Do you ladies like my green outfit?
    At least I'm well groomed!
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    god,looking at these pics,its no wonder some woman want to stay single.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Do you ladies like my green outfit?
    At least I'm well groomed!
    The cod piece made me laugh
    At least you don't have to shave ...
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

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    I'm stuck for words..... lol
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    #1 is Big Foots Bit*h.
    #2, Akld real estate agent.
    #6, Field Days wearable art winner.
    Someone else can ID the others.
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    Jorja, what the hell are you into???????
    I'm not even sure I should ask how you got these photo's.

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife View Post
    Jorja, what the hell are you into???????
    I'm not even sure I should ask how you got these photo's.

    Hell I rekon lmfao!!!!!!!
    they are just eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!

    single life is more and more appealing!!!
    <span style=font-family: Century Gothic><font size=4><font color=DarkOrchid>Live and let live</font></font></span>
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  11. 18th June 2007, 14:54 #11
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    Oh! Gross! That 'missing link' one is real bad!
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    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    #1 is Big Foots Bit*h.
    #2, Akld real estate agent.
    #6, Field Days wearable art winner.
    Someone else can ID the others.

    #3... A Gixxer Rider
    #4... Swantiger
    #5... i will just leave that one alone....
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    Can any one ID #5?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Oh! Gross! That 'missing link' one is real bad!
    And, pray tell, which one would THAT be? They all look like genetic mutations and I don't even think Maid Marion (Hobbs) would be into the last one! I actually shuddered when I opened the first one - ugh!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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    I had received this as well and couldn't bring myself to pass it on. lol No amount of drugs or alcohol in a woman would get any of them laid!!
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