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  1. 18th June 2007, 14:47 #1
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    My name here... (IamCornholio)

    is simply 'Cornholio'...

    I prefer for the 'C' to be capitalized as that is how I like it.



    I like helping guys out with their pocketbikes and minimotos and will be logging in here regularly to see if I may be of help to anyone working on these sort of bikes.

    Very cool site you guys have here IMHO.

    Glad to have found this place guys! Many cool 'smilies' as well...




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    Welcome Cornholio.
    Master of the harvest, I think I get.....umm, but Lord of the Worm??
    Tequila, Penis ...??
    Pocket Bike/Pit Bikes seem cool, whats the US scene like?
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    Welcome! Your post makes less sense than ;jnwo, looks like you'll fit right in here!
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  4. 18th June 2007, 17:31 #4
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    Thanks for the warm welcome guys!

    Here are some pics of my sons' ride... (most guys only get to see the back of it...)


    I post on other sites as well but have been looking to find a cooler place to hang out. This site you guys have is simply awesome!


    Here is a 'prayer' that I may occasionally pop out when I catch someone giving harmful advice to a fellow pocketbiker:

    "The path of the righteous 'Chinese PocketBiker' is beset on all sides by the inequities of the chinese quality and the tyranny of crappy parts. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness and helps him fix his bike WHEN it breaks down... For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost parts... And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers' Chinese Pocketbike. And you will know I am the 'Cornholio' when I lay my vengeance upon you."

    I have been sayin' that stuff to Pocketbikers for years. And if you ever heard it, It meant that you got 'schooled'. I never really questioned what it meant. I just thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a Pocketbiker before you 'helped' him learn some stuff and showed him the back of your bike...






    Glad to be a member here guys!
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  5. 18th June 2007, 17:43 #5
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    welcome cornhole yes that is a small c

    Sounds to me that your fast fellow realy valentino or even faster
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
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    O yes almost forgot we already have Kornholio yes thats with a capital K
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
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  7. 18th June 2007, 19:04 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    welcome cornhole yes that is a small c

    Sounds to me that your fast fellow realy valentino or even faster

    Our bike is very slowwww friend. I promise!

    I do not know this 'valentino' fellow you talk about but we do have really good stickers on our bike and that really IS very important...

    May I ask why you disrespect me by spelling my name like that friend?



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  8. 18th June 2007, 19:35 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by IamCornholio View Post
    I do not know this 'valentino' fellow you talk about but we do have really good
    Some asshole from italy I think apparently world famous or something of course not World American Famous cause i mean without Jnr behind your name how can you be famous

    Actualy come to think of it should you not be Iamcornhole Jnr or even yes wait for it

    Iamcornhole Snr
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  9. 18th June 2007, 23:28 #9
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    Damn Enema51...

    Your humor skills suck in a big way...

    Matches your typing and spelling skills though...



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    his riding sucks even worse bro.

    welcome korn dog II jnr; if you ride aanythink like Kornholio Snr then i'm sure you'll fit in


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  11. 19th June 2007, 00:14 #11
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    Thanks for the welcome Boomer...

    Awesome avatar pic you have friend.
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    woohoo! I'm getting a couple of little bikes in the near future (like, the end of this month hopefully!) Always glad to hear that someone with know-how and can-do skills is on the job!

    Welcome to the site and looking forward to discussing problems with my bike(s) when they happen
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    Will the real C/Kornholio please stand up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IamCornholio View Post
    Thanks for the welcome Boomer...

    Awesome avatar pic you have friend.
    Yep - that's really boomer - gave me the learn on SH22 at the weekend (Twisty turny New Zealand road with many technical bits wot scare the bejesus out of you if'n you get yer line wrong) I woz suitable 'umbled.

    He has a Gixxer Thou now...git.

    Welcome to KB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    woohoo! I'm getting a couple of little bikes in the near future (like, the end of this month hopefully!) Always glad to hear that someone with know-how and can-do skills is on the job!

    Welcome to the site and looking forward to discussing problems with my bike(s) when they happen
    Simply awesome entertainment for sure Gijoe!

    I bought ours for my son to begin with but I find mysefl 'sneaking' off with the bike whenever I can...


    I am loving this site you fellas have.
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