Little Tommy & Math - Catholic School

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Subject: math
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>> Little Tommy and Math
>>
>> Little Tommy was doing very badly in math.
>>
>> His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning
>> centers, in short, everything they could think of.
>>
>> Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in
> the
>> local Catholic School.
>>
>> After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on
> his
>> face.
>>
>> He doesn't kiss his mother hello.
>>
>> Instead, he goes straight to his room and starts studying.
>>
>> Books and papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is
>> hard
>> at work.
>>
>> His mother is amazed.
>>
>> She calls him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he
>> marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting
>> the books as hard as before.
>>
>> This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to
>> understand what made all the difference.
>>
>> Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card.
>>
>> He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the
> books.
>>
>> With great trepidation, his mom looks at it and to her surprise, little
>> Tommy got an A in math.
>>
>> She can no longer hold her curiosity.
>>
>> She goes to his room and says: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"
>>
>> Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head.
>>
>> "Well, then," she replies, "was it the books, the discipline, the
> structure,
>> the uniforms, WHAT was it?"
>>
>> Little Tommy looks at her and says, "Well, on the first day of school,
> when
>> I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling
> around."

[Macktheknife]

I love that joke, I haven't it in ages. Good one Shirl