For Hitcher

[Beemer]

1) Use commas only when, needed.
2) Don't use no double negatives.
3) Prepositions are not to end sentences with.
4) Keep you're work neat and tidy.
5) Never abbrev.
6) Pronouns must agree with its antecedents.
7) Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
8) Use commas to separate words in a series parentheticals introductory clauses and the like.
9) Read over your work to make sure you have not out any words.
10) While a transcendent vocabulary is laudable, one must nonetheless keep incessant surveillance against such loquacious, effusive, voluble verbosity that the calculated objective of communications becomes ensconced in obscurity.

[MSTRS:Me]

11. dont tri spelling fonetickly

[Beemer]

12) Avoid cliches like the plague.

[MSTRS:Me]

13. Don't gratuitously add stuff that is not necessary.

[Hitcher]

13. Never use a foreign phrase or expression when there is an acceptable English quid pro quo.

[sAsLEX]

15. Always expand TLAs in their first instance.

[MSTRS:Me]

13. Never use a foreign phrase or expression when there is an acceptable English quid pro quo.

16. Watch for numerical progression.

[Coyote]

256: n0 txt lnguge lol

[terbang]

13. Never use a foreign phrase or expression when there is an acceptable English quid pro quo.

Apa? Saya Ingrish tidak bagus..!

[vifferman]

17. Finish with the ellipsis if you've lost your train of thought...
18. Break up very long sentences (like this one here) with parentheses [and those bracket thingies] to make it easier for the dullards {those who are slow of wit (or dim of eye)} to follow what you - or someone like you - is talking about. (Or something (or not)).

[sAsLEX]

19. If you cannot find the word you require in the English language, make one up as in the following:
- CheapBastidHandyDandyLeverTieCumEmergencyHandbrake
- DeviceForCleaningAndErlingTheChainWiddoutMakingAFo okinGreatMess
- BlackPlasticDooferToStopErrantBodyPartsFromBeingEa tenByTheBackSprocket

[jonbuoy]

19) Stop being so anal its a biker forum not a Shakespeare play or spelling bee.

[Big Dave]

ii) eschew obscurification.

[vifferman]

19. If you cannot find the word you require in the English language, make one up as in the following:
- CheapBastidHandyDandyLeverTieCumEmergencyHandbrake
- DeviceForCleaningAndErlingTheChainWiddoutMakingAFo okinGreatMess
- BlackPlasticDooferToStopErrantBodyPartsFromBeingEa tenByTheBackSprocket

Hey!! You have to acknowledge me if you do that - I started that trend!

[sAsLEX]

21. Always exaggerate when telling a story.
e.g. "You forgot to mention that the 2,347,286 bulbs are all peculiar 1.7W ones, so they're essentially unobtainable from anywhere except Honda."