Blowin up bikes since ages ago
If say you were sitting in front of the heater playing with your flatties cat with a metal pen and you happened to electrocute her quite badly. Enough to make quite an audibly loud noise. Then you go after her to comfort her only to have her hissing at you but you calm her down enough to let her pat you only to electrocute her again and now she wont even look at you without hissing and running away. Would you tell your flatmate?
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
KB Chief Cat Herder
I'd show my flatmate what happened, electrocuting him/her just like the cat.
However, what the hell are you doing torturing cats like that?
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Scattering the morning dew
Hitting the bottle early tonight Str8?
And no. Ignorance is bliss.
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Hey, I was TRYING to be nice to it! That'll teach me for being nice...Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
I finished work 3 hours ago thankyou!!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
bardcore hiker
i told my wife when the cat fell off the fabric wallpaper i made it climb up and landed on her knitting needles shishkabab styles,the cat just run off(once freed from its 'bonds')i think its probably better to fess up as it wasn't intentional , was it?
dont waste your time or time will waste you
on the up
You're a bad person Helen. Torturing that poor animal
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
Weapons of Mass Acceleration
Absolutely! I know I would.
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Yeah you're right. Cept I kinda pissed myself laughing when it haooens and if I tell him I wont be able to keep a straight face!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Scattering the morning dew
Looks like I've got some catching up to do.
Forum whore
Bwahahahaha!!! I can see you tying that poor cat to the heater and buzzing it with electrodes!!
Evil evil cat torturer!!
That's fricken hilarious... tell he'll laugh too... especially if you tell him "It really was an accident... see? I did it like this... Oops"
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Bunny Assassin
LOL, that post was the funniest thing I have heard all week.
bling to you buddy.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Yeah he's just come home and I told him. But he didnt laugh THAT much. Just a little, doh!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
bardcore hiker
yeah i kinda pissed myself laughing too,the beers didn't help that aspect neither did my mates reaction,keeping a straight face is bugger hard especially with tears rolling down face
Forum whore
Told ya he'd be sweet!
Doodles better watch her back!
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
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