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[juzzer]

Righto trend setters...

The time is approaching for Mr Harris to have some firsthand KB love...

So on that note in the next month or so (or when appropriate) i’m gunna go and visit him in hospital, slap him around a bit and tell him to harden up. The poor bugger is going to be well sick of the NHS by and bored off his tits, so a fresh face and some kiwi bullshit will be what the doctor ordered.

So being the blardy legend that i am, i’m more than happy to bring with me any personal shite that you slobs would like him to have...be it a letter, postcard, jar of vegemite, slab of tui or a carton of fags it’s up to you... (last 3 suggestions will be tried and tested by me first for quality control).

Personally i reckon you should have a few piss ups with a vid camera and get some quality drunken footage and burn it to DVD for him to watch...

Drop me a PM if you want to send anything to Shaun to cheer him up a bit and i’ll send you some details on where to send it.

Any homo-erotica or man love needs to be sealed in a brown paper bag cause i’m not into that kinda thing...

Cheers
Juzzer

PS – i aint doing no drunken strip-o-gram shit or any crap like that....the rumours aint true.....

anything that gets me bum searched by nurse staff will guarantee a big thank you (unless the hairy back security guard gets in first - then its a smack around the chops).

anything heavy and i will send you the big £50 bill for postage.

[jazbug5]

Let me know when you're going...

[sAsLEX]

Can get Tui, Vegemite, Pineapple Lumps ( I know Fitzgeralds mum supplies him with these at great expense!) from the NZ store in London under New Zealand house...... might be cheaper than posting.

[juzzer]

Can get Tui, Vegemite, Pineapple Lumps ( I know Fitzgeralds mum supplies him with these at great expense!) from the NZ store in London under New Zealand house...... might be cheaper than posting.

I was more after the dirty knickers than the real vegemite.

Yea the kiwiana will be cheaper to get here than dealing with nz post.

however sending a card via me will cost ya a big 45c instead of $1.80 to the UK ... so a rippa of a saving there... and i hand deliver (no not hand jobs thank you.)