Surprises that come in boxes

[dasser]

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their
teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop
and asked," Champagne?

"No," said the little boy ... "It's a puppy!"

[cowboy]

Im gona send that to my teacher friend

[Beemer]

Oo er! She must be used to drinking "Cat's Pee on a Gooseberry Bush"!