Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a

Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old lady, and a beautiful woman.


The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the

sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a bright red

hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.


The old lady thinks: The Australian guy must have groped the beautiful

woman in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.


The beautiful woman thinks: That Australian guy must have tried to grope

me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his

cheek.



The Australian thinks: The Kiwi bloke must have groped the beautiful

woman in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.



The Kiwi thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack

the Australian again.



( This is an old joke, did a search, 2 posts 11 pages each. sorry if its a repost .but its worth it because an kiwi is smacking an Aussie ...dasser )