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    Quote Originally Posted by ozrobo View Post
    i could only get a 7 bt i recommend takin shop get her tits ot and get chcked ot of the shop its all gd
    Leaving out vowels is for when you are texting, not typing on a full-size adult keyboard. It makes you sound like you are 12.
    Too young to be playing the seduction game anyway.

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    Hahaha funny how the chicks are getting as much of a kick out of this as the guys...

    And James please be careful - you become a little Hitcher!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    And James please be careful - you become a little Hitcher!
    Hitcher is GOD! I want to be like him when I grow up. He's so sexy he'd get 10 out of 10 without even trying clicking the mouse.

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    ha..just got her in the back of the jeep at the lookout...she gave me a 9 still...said it was great sex, but thats all..What do you have to do to score a 10?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkman View Post
    ha..just got her in the back of the jeep at the lookout...she gave me a 9 still...said it was great sex, but thats all..What do you have to do to score a 10?
    LOL... you must have been playing this game all day!! Still cant manage over a 7! I am thinking too much like a girl me thinks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkman View Post
    ha..just got her in the back of the jeep at the lookout...she gave me a 9 still...said it was great sex, but thats all..What do you have to do to score a 10?
    Don't go to the lookout.

    We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we?
    On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10.
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    I got 1 like... 5times... I give up lol

    easier to score chicks in real life
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Fuck it............shes about as exciting as a wet flannel..........

    Flannel, wet, hmmmm

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    I can't do the bitch in the car, she gets scared when someone shouts "look at those titties!"

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    yeeeehhhhaaaaa i got it on
    on the couch then in bed
    i must be good lol
    today i will take on the world tomorrow i will get out of bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    I'm not having much luck, what seems to be the trick? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    I put a rock station on and she said "woot!".....I don't fancy her anymore....
    What can I say? I'm a bloke, I gave her a second chance....
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    arg i give up, i either get her so drunk she passes out or too sober so that shes not horny enuf. i give up lol

    got her top off but after that she got grumpy

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    She's such a hypocritical cock teaser *sigh*

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    i read about this a while ago. if you get to the end you will get a nasty virus ...... cyber herpes or something
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