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  1. 28th June 2007, 23:39 #106
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    Indy, you couldnt score in a womens prison with a handful of pardons
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    I did manage to trick Paris into it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    I did manage to trick Paris into it

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    un F%()'~'=(=) baleevable , I cant even get a virus from simulated porn

    it says it doesnt work with my browser ,,,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    I agree with Indy, Cajun, you've been playing this too much ,but thanks for the tips, was fun to see just what she did.
    Nah i googled for some anwsers dc:<
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cajun View Post
    Nah i googled for some anwsers dc:<
    You cheating bugger, mind you I followed those tips, so I guess I'm in the same boat then with 10/10 sex

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    This is what I got this morning when I went to play it, looks like theres been too many people trying to play it. Guess she is like a woman,
    Sorry honey, not tonight, I've got a headache.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

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    Try here then...
    or here and download it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skunk View Post
    Try here then...
    or here and download it.
    Tried the first one, same thing. Downloaded now anyway.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Tried the first one, same thing. Downloaded now anyway.
    Ah ha! Downloaded huh Deano! Do you think you've now got her all to yourself do ya!!!
    So you can play with her all night long!!

    Well I had her first "na na nah, na na nah"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Delerium View Post
    Bloody hell, how did you do that on the 3rd try waylander
    I'm just a smooth operator.

    And yet in real life, I'm single.

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    see her, you'll never free her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander View Post
    And yet in real life, I'm single.
    If only real-life women were as stupid, arbitrary and sexually available as that CGI chick, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish View Post
    If only real-life women were as stupid, arbitrary and sexually available as that CGI chick, eh?
    Indeed. But then if it were really that easy in real life would it be as much fun?









    Probably.

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    The scarier thing is before CGI dating games came along, what did guys do before that!?

    .... wait .... I know ....

    They had to make CGI dating games since they obviously weren't getting to first base!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    The scarier thing is before CGI dating games came along, what did guys do before that!?
    I think this is what they did--or maybe this
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    The scarier thing is before CGI dating games came along, what did guys do before that!?

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    well i used to play playboy mansion on the xbox........
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