A man enters a bar in Wellington and orders a drink. The bar has a
robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him:
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150″ and the robot proceeds to make conversation
about global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality,
bio-mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around,
and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "About 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about league,
Holden racing, the new Big Mac, tattoos, Nicky Watson and women's tits
in general.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
one more test.
He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Err, 50, I think."
And the robot says really slowly "So ya gonna vote for Helen again?"
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form." Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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Originally Posted by Wolf
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