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    a range rover in auckland doesnt get parked they just stop in the road leave the hazards going and walk off

    saw a little old lady do it recently to post her mail...stopped dead in the road shuts off the car completely leaves it there walked away for 2 mins n hopped back in...there was an open park right next to where she stopped...it was big enough...she just could not be bother parking her car.

    i was like u bitch...

    yeah she was old but fuck thats no excuse for stopping in the middle of a busy road

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    Note he was one of those wierdos who wears his watch on his right wrist ...

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    i'm lefthanded...and i don't even wear a watch...it's called a cellphone.... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Piss take FFS!
    haha..good one mark...sounds like u upset the old cunt.

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    old cunt???? nah i love fresh young ones about 18-22ish ...hey i'm 20 it's okay! do you have a sister kev?....or are you married...more precisely...happily???

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    old cunt???? nah i love fresh young ones about 18-22ish ...hey i'm 20 it's okay! do you have a sister kev?....or are you married...more precisely...happily???
    my appologys..should poke shit at other members;;; i like the young ones to...sorry no sister.missus fucked off at xmas. ..got a asain girlfriend..she is 28..old eh.....mind u iam 55.....got a body like a 14 yr old....we are only as old as the women we feel...lol...KEV

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    nice

    ..got a asain girlfriend..she is 28..old eh.....mind u iam 55.....got a body like a 14 yr old....we are only as old as the women we feel...lol...KEV[/QUOTE]

    Was in similar situation,mate introduced me too his friend,went out ,she wasn't overly friendly unless pissed,next time we went out I was dancing with her friend we got on fine.Started seeing her for a couple of months.
    Met her folks,they were asking her what she wanted for her birthday,(they also were looking at me strange).Found out she was turning 19 the same day my exwife was turning 39.Then realised it was no wonder her parents were looking at me strange,she told them I was 30(was 37),mum was about 3yrs older than me.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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