An Aucklander parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office in Ponsonby ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close and takes off the Porsche’s door before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Aucklander grabs his cell phone and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Aucklander starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long they work on it at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the Aucklander finally finishes his rant, the policeman (a recent transfer) shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Aucklanders are, " he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life!"
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Jafa.
The policeman replies: "Didn't you realize that half your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"
The Aucklander looks down in absolute horror . "FUCKING HELL!!!!!!" he screams..... "Where's my Rolex?"
Footnote from a JAFA: The real joke here is – Auckland police arriving in 5 mins??
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