A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.
"I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer.
"No problem, I should be there in about an hour," replied the locksmith. "Do you think you can make it a little sooner?" pleaded the lawyer. "My top is down and its starting to rain."


SM

ps.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.