V8 man---Number 2 aint gonna happen Im sorry dude but ya need to put in about an hours work to fire her up after a layup.
Couple of areas my experience dissagrees with other peoples opinion.
1)clean the chromes of ya front forks and rear shock really well and spray em with storage wax or chain wax. Thisll stop moisture from getting in and causing rust bubbles
2)Drain your CARBS/fuel filter -pumps completely dry -not a drop of fuel in em
3)Fill your fuel tank to the brim--Now If you are a smart bugger--Drain it totally dry then fill it with AVGAS not just high octane normal pump gas--
The reason being that avgas will loose octane same as normal gas but its made differently from pump gas so should still fire up the bike after a year.
4) Haul the battery out completely.Its very unlikely to last a year just sitting so better to have it out of the bike where it can't cause problems.
5) overinflate your tyres to 50psi
6) Do have BOTH wheels raised off the ground
7)give your brake calipers a little bang with a mallet so the wheels rotate freely --thatll reduce the chances of the pistons getting rusty and also reduce the chances of the pads gluing themselves to the disks.-remove the brake lever so no "mate" can grab some brakes.
8)after you have taken the bike for that one last ride Change the oil N filter and Id suggest using a fully synthetic oil.
9) do take notes of exactly whats been done so you remember in 12 months what you've done
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