> I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they


> understood the concept of getting to Heaven.


> I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and

gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"



> "NO!" the children answered.


> "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything

neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

> Again, the answer was, "NO!" By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this

>was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the

children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked

them again.


Again, they all answered, "NO!" I was just bursting with pride for them.

> Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

>

> A six-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE F*CKIN' DEAD!