Terrorist car! (North Shore, 2 July)

[Disco Dan]

NZ Police CommCens Alert 00:20 2-07-2007 Waitemata

Location of incident: Link Drive, Wairau Valley, North Shore

Incident Type: Suspicious Car

The Police are investigating a report of a car parked in Link Drive with unusual wires attached to it.
As a precaution, cordons have been put in place and some premises in the nearby vicinity have been evacuated.
Specialists are being called in to assist with the investigation.
No further information will be released at this stage.

NZ Police CommCens Alert 02:30 2-07-2007 Waitemata

Location of incident: Link Drive, Wairau Valley

Incident Type: Suspicious Car

******UPDATE**************
Device was established to be an elaborate system that turned water into hydrogen.
Nothing sinister and all emergency services stood down.
Issued By: Inspector Matt Sillars

[Big Dave]

The 'goes pop in a test tube' squad have been alerted.

Just what we need - a hydrogen bomb.

But It floated away before they got there.

[ManDownUnder]

The 'goes pop in a test tube' squad have been alerted.

Someone's donating sperm? In public???

[Big Dave]

Someone's donating sperm? In public???

You have a one-track gutter*.

Have you never ignited hydrogen in a glass container - it makes a loud popping sound.



* This is not intended as a criticism.

[Devil]

Have you never ignited hydrogen in a glass container - it makes a loud popping sound.

Y'know if you sniff it instead of lighting it, you get about a 3 second high then feel really sick!

[Delphinus]

Have you never ignited hydrogen in a glass container - it makes a loud popping sound.

All good physics teachers do this at least twice.

[ManDownUnder]

You have a one-track gutter*.

Have you never ignited hydrogen in a glass container - it makes a loud popping sound.



* This is not intended as a criticism.

Criticism??? I'm stoked anytime someone recognises my talents (unless it's my wife who'd simply wonder what I have pics of my genitals on the web...)

And yes - the pop test... along with the glowing tinder test for oxygen... 3rd form chemistry if I remember rightly.

[Big Dave]

Y'know if you sniff it instead of lighting it, you get about a 3 second high then feel really sick!

It's helium that makes you talk funny dummy - other side of the table.

[Swoop]

...an elaborate system that turned water into hydrogen.

Hopefully the fascist junta of the oil conglomerates have NOT been informed of this vehicular propulsion system!

[marty]

i remember a lovely saturday afternoon in the Waihi Gorge, stolen car parked on the roadside.

cop (friend of mine) goes to open the door. notices some unusual wires, like stereo wiring inside. gets the door open about 6 inches, and feels some resistance. thought better of it, so closes and calls for back up.

wires were hooked up to a crude bomb that would have gone off and probably killed her, or at least blown a limb off, had the door been opened another inch.

[paturoa]

It's helium that makes you talk funny dummy - other side of the table.

and your reason would be?

[Big Dave]

and your reason would be?

Hydrogen and helium are on opposite sides of the periodic table and he was eating the wrong one.
Or a tenuous excuse to call Devil dummy and get away with it - huh - huh?

[paturoa]

Hydrogen and helium are on opposite sides of the periodic table and he was eating the wrong one.
Or a tenuous excuse to call Devil dummy and get away with it - huh - huh?

no no - your reason for talking funny is...

Yo Hippy; Wazza home email? - what I have is no soup for you - 1 year.

I have misplaced my associates email and would like him to forward same via personal message forthwith - so I may furnish images of his wife riding one of the said un-owned conveyances.

There is more!

[Devil]

Hydrogen and helium are on opposite sides of the periodic table and he was eating the wrong one.
Or a tenuous excuse to call Devil dummy and get away with it - huh - huh?

We were well aware of that! Just bored 3rd formers!