A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
> his wife.
> He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price,
> the more sheer, the higher the price
> Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it
> home
> He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
> Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
> Might as well be nothing.
> I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it
> tomorrow,and keep the $500 refund for myself."
> She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
> The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
> iron it!"
> He never heard the shot.
> Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
> Closed coffin.
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