tighter than a nuns c***
Cyborg Biker
tighter than a nuns c***
sem fiddy pilot
She goes off like a keg at a wharfie's picnic
Deus ex ukulele
As happy as a mosquito in a nudist colony.
Tighter than a virgin's daughter. (to avoid another sad repost)
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Irritant
Bangs like a sh1t house door when the plague's in town.
It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
Irritant
As happy as a puff with two ar5eholes. (for the vesper riders here)
It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
Whip it, whip it good!
No Mr Rudey taht (Hitcher is taht acceptable to BDOTGNZA?) should be ....it is tighter than a snappers arsehole.......Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ
Cyborg Biker
I never tried a snappers arse... dohNo Mr Rudey taht (Hitcher is taht acceptable to BDOTGNZA?) should be ....it is tighter than a snappers arsehole.......
Que?
Happier than a pig in shit.
One hell of a ride.
and it involves tomatoes.
Forum whore
That's not vewry funny...!
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
One hell of a ride.
The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
Whip it, whip it good!
As cute as your son drawing on my walls with your lippy!
I thought I thought that
fat boys
who needs a six pack when you've got a keg
You need a big hammer to drive a big nail
Lifes Just one big ride - buckle up or hang on
I thought I thought that
waste of space
Hangin around like a spare arse
As useless as a milk bucket under a bull
McNoob
as quick as a sack of hammers
going like 40 bastards
pulls like a school boy
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