Give me your analogies

[Big Dave]

As verbose as GI Joe.

[tri boy]

He had a face like a half sucked Melon.

[SARGE]

dumb as a bag of hair

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

[Big Dave]

Cricinfo: That's plumber that a large plumb from a plumb tree in plumb county.

[inlinefour]

Un PC, aka good shit: I'm as dry as a fuck with no foreplay.

[tri boy]

Un PC, aka good shit: I'm as dry as a fuck with no foreplay.

Massage the lips my freind, ....massage, massage...
oh.. is that un PC?

[Macktheknife]

Dumb as a bag of hammers.
Ugly as a hatful of aresholes.
She had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
flat out like a lizard drinking.
sweating like an Alabama nigger.
As subtle as an axe in the back.
As dry as a dead dogs dick.
off like a nightie on a wedding night.
off like a robbers dog.
up and down like a whores drawers.
more slippery than a butchers prick.
faster than a ferret on speed.
more fun then a ferret down your trousers.
more fun than a blowfly under your foreskin.
he was into her pants like a rat up a drainpipe.
bangin like a dunny door in a gale.

[sAsLEX]

It handles like a badly sprung double bed.

It knocks like a shithouse door in the wind.

A simile is a comparison of two unlike things, typically marked by use of "like", "as", "than", or "resembles". Examples may include "the snow was as thick as a blanket", or "she was as smart as a crow", or the usage of emotions similes like "madder than a bull" "fast like a cheetah".

Analogy is both the cognitive process of transferring information from a particular subject (the analogue or source) to another particular subject (the target), and a linguistic expression corresponding to such a process. In a narrower sense, analogy is an inference or an argument from a particular to another particular, as opposed to deduction, induction, and abduction, where at least one of the premises or the conclusion is general. The word analogy can also refer to the relation between the source and the target themselves, which is often, though not necessarily, a similarity, as in the biological notion of analogy.

Did he ask for similes? Or analogies? Would really hate to pick you up for an error in the use of the english language, but being an engineer I can't speak the england to well so am more that likely wrong.......


The bobbing of a cask on the ocean is analogous to simple harmonic motion.

Is that a correct analogy?

[scumdog]

Pongs like the inside of a Hindus gym-shoe...

Going through it as fast as a dose of salts through a sick Nigger..

Handles like a bag of broken arseholes..

A face like a ruptured custard....

Couldn't pull a sailor off your sister...

Up and down like a whores drawers on pay night..

All doubled-over like a greyhound shagging a hockey-ball..

[tri boy]

Dumb as a bag of hammers.
Ugly as a hatful of aresholes.
She had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
flat out like a lizard drinking.
sweating like an Alabama nigger.
As subtle as an axe in the back.
As dry as a dead dogs dick.
off like a nightie on a wedding night.
off like a robbers dog.
up and down like a whores drawers.
more slippery than a butchers prick.
faster than a ferret on speed.
more fun then a ferret down your trousers.
more fun than a blowfly under your foreskin.
he was into her pants like a rat up a drainpipe.
bangin like a dunny door in a gale.

Always wondered how the butchers prick got slick. Please explain....pigs head maybe?

[sAsLEX]

it was like throwing a cocktail sausage down a corridor

twas like throwing a cocktail sausage down spa road on rubbish day

Like fucking a bucket of warm water!

[T.W.R]

Dry as a wooden god
Slow as a wet week
Tight as a fish's asshole
Black as a hindoo's jockstrap
Mad as a March hare
Going like 40 bastards
Colder than a witches tit
Blowing like a bastard
Built like a brick shithouse
Face like a brick
Useful as tits on a bull
Just like a shearer's dog, all ribs & prick

[kro]

Sticks like shit to a blanket
Slicker than snot on a door knob

I have lots more, but only remember them when I'm in conversation.

[nadroj]

You'd loose your balls if they weren't in a bag!

[98tls]

she could suck a golf ball up a garden hose.............