Give me your analogies

[chris]

makes my heart flutter like a squirrel in a ziplock bag

[kiwifruit]

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Like... yah know...

[codgyoleracer]

The race track was slipperier than a poofta on heat

[Skyryder]

'The only decent impression he can do is of a man with no talent.'

'He's the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot
won the AD 31 Best Disciple Competition.'
'She's famous for having the worst personality in Germany,
and as you can imagine that's up against some pretty stiff
competition.'

'It minds me not that you dress like a mad parrot and talk like
a plate of beans negotiating their way out of a cow's digestive
system...'

'You're the worst entertainer since St Paul the Evangelist
toured Palestine with his trampoline act.'
I fear your services might be as useful as a barber's shop on
the steps of the guillotine.'
'(Wales is) a ghastly place, huge gangs of tough, sinewy men
roaming the valleys terrifying people with their close-harmony
singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to
pronounce the place names. Never ask for directions in Wales,
Baldrick - you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a
fortnight.'
'You are to be congratulated, my friend. We live in an age
where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet,
Ploppy, you are, without a doubt, the most repulsive individual
I have ever met. I would shake your hand, but fear it would
come off.' -- Blackadder,

'He's got a brain the size of a weasel's wedding tackle.' -- Blackadder

Baldrick: Don't worry, mister Blackadder. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
Blackadder: Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem
of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.

Skyryder

[T.W.R]

Cunning as a shithouse rat
As much class as a rat with a gold tooth
Bouncing around like a fart in a bottle
As useful as a hole in the head
Running around like a headless chook
About as helpful as pissing into a Norwester
Nutty as a fruitcake
Fits like a cheap suit
More tit than dolly Parton
Hung like a horse
More crack than Harlem

[peasea]

As fussy as a KB mod

[Hitcher]

As fussy as a KB mod

All over it like white on rice.

[peasea]

All over it like white on rice.

I've got my dick in a bowl and I'm fuckin' dis custard

[Hitcher]

Hungover like a performance by Ron Jeremy.

Smoother than a porn star's mons.

[Kittyhawk]

When I think of something I'll reply, but until then my avatar explains it all!

[peasea]

When I think of something I'll reply, but until then my avatar explains it all!

Not to me it doesn't

[Kittyhawk]

Not to me it doesn't

One brain cell cant cope with all this stimulation of thinking...lol

[The Lone Rider]

_______fill in blank____ like an old person fucks.

ie.. all of you lot play guitar like an old person fucks.

[chris]

nuttier than squirrel shit