I'm sure it'll be about as interesting as a Joan Armatrading record.
analogy:
a comparison between two things, typically on the basis of their structure and for the purpose of explanation or clarification
One hell of a ride.
I'm sure it'll be about as interesting as a Joan Armatrading record.
analogy:
a comparison between two things, typically on the basis of their structure and for the purpose of explanation or clarification
McNoob
as funny as a cup of cold chuck
Deus ex ukulele
I'm drier than a Pom's towel.
Busier than a Beirut brickie.
It's blacker than a black thing.
If brains were gunpowder you couldn't blow your nose.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
needs to work harder
About as useful as a chocolate fireguard.
Signature needed. Apply within.
gee wizzz
As bored as Big Dave on a wet wendsday night
To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?
One hell of a ride.
Waiting for his dinner.Originally Posted by FROSTY
Scattering the morning dew
Colder than a lawyer's heart.
Tighter than a nun's c**t
Deus ex ukulele
It handles like a badly sprung double bed.
It knocks like a shithouse door in the wind.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Deus ex ukulele
She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
sem fiddy pilot
As popular as a Reggae Band at a Klu Klux Klan meeting
Drier than Gandhi's sandal
Off the wagon
As sober as a judge.
Whip it, whip it good!
My friend FROSTY is as hyperactive as a fox terrier retrieving a tennis ball
Big Dave is as subtle and lovely as the feel of a silk scarf...and as astute as the sharpest ginsu knife money can buy in his comments on KB
Hitcher is as predictable as Monday following Sunday when it comes to punctuation and spelling on KB
Team Brehaut Racing
as useless as tits on a bull
as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike
Scattering the morning dew
She went off like a bucket of prawns in the sun.
Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
Deus ex ukulele
But wait, there's more...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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