Dan the Man

[Macktheknife]

Three Australians were in a bar and spotted a New Zealander. So, one of the Australians walked over to the New Zealander, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your Daniel Carter is a faggot."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Australian walked back to his buddies. "I told him Daniel Carter is a faggot, and he didn't care."
The second Australian remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn."

So, the second Australian walked over to the New Zealander, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your Daniel Carter is a transvestite faggot!" "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Shocked beyond belief, the Australian went back to his buddies. You're right. He's unshakable!"

The third Australian remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Australian walked over to the New Zealander, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear Daniel Carter is an Australian!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

[Disco Dan]

....I know im the man Mack