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  1. 17th July 2007, 16:56 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    everything in moderation, even moderation itself...
    nah... screw that! Life is too short
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Hell i have know idea..seemed the right thing to say at the time, was just trying to help Ned with the book title i think?.... or was it the Girl on Girl action ?... cant recall.....
    ... oh you can be my friend... (not man love here... I'm more of a "beers for the boys" type...)

    now... back to that girl/girl thing you mentioned...
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  3. 17th July 2007, 17:12 #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    ... oh you can be my friend... (not man love here... I'm more of a "beers for the boys" type...)

    now... back to that girl/girl thing you mentioned...
    Right, that's it...now I have just GOT to post a picture...Sorry Marsha!!!
    But it is in context with MDU's latest query
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Oh crap...I forgot to rate the pic...How the heck do you censore it after you've posted it...???

    Mods, I'm sorry!!!
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Right, that's it...now I have just GOT to post a picture...Sorry Marsha!!!
    But it is in context with MDU's latest query
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    Any attempts to remind himself of his matrimonial state were negated by the sensation of a young nubile uvula dancing provocatively against the end of his engorged member. “Late for dinner again,” he mused, as his agile companion wiped her tantalisingly full ruby lips with her index finger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Any attempts to remind himself of his matrimonial state were negated by the sensation of a young nubile uvula dancing provocatively against the end of his engorged member. “Late for dinner again,” he mused, as his agile companion wiped her tantalisingly full ruby lips with her index finger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
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    Correct. Chapter three: Manifold sins and wickedness.
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