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    Dan Carter

    > Three Australians were in a bar and spotted a New Zealander. So, one
    > of the Australians walked over to the New Zealander, tapped him on the
    > shoulder, and said,
    >
    > "Hey, I hear your Daniel Carter is a faggot."
    >
    > "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
    >
    > Puzzled, the Australian walked back to his buddies.
    > "I told him Daniel Carter is a faggot, and he didn't care."
    >
    > The second Australian remarked, "You just don't know how to set him
    > off...watch and learn."
    >
    > So, the second Australian walked over to the New Zealander, tapped
    > him on the shoulder and said,
    >
    > "Hey, I hear your Daniel Carter is a transvestite faggot!"
    >
    > "Oh really, hmmm, didn't know that."
    >
    > Shocked beyond belief, the Australian went back to his buddies.
    > "You're right. He's unshakable!"
    >
    > The third Australian remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off...
    > just watch."
    >
    > So the third Australian walked over to the New Zealander,
    > tapped him on the shoulder and said,
    >
    > "I hear Daniel Carter is an Australian!"
    >
    > "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

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    yep.........nice
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    Damn that one was good... almost dropped the icecream i was eating
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    Where's my blimmin icecream then huh?!

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    Excellent jibe......

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