For the Birds

**Hillbilly** · 28th August 2006, 14:30

Here's a joke that's definitely not PC:

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird
section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The clerk comes over and asks
if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage
op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag." The clerk does and the
two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.

They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills
and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a
grand place, eh?" says Gerry. "Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy.

They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss. "I guess I git to go first, eh
Paddy?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them
on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a
few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'. As Paddy looks over the edge of the
cliff he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is
too fockin' dangerous for me"

PART TWO

A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he
walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the
bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a
gun.

Hi, Paddy. Watch this," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of
the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows
the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a
SPLAT!, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom. Paddy shakes his head
and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting nider"

PART THREE

A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean strolls up. He too has
been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches
himself of the cliff with the usual result. Once more Paddy shakes his
head - "Fock me Sean, first der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den
Seamus parrot shooting and now you blimmin' hen gliding"

**Sniper** · 28th August 2006, 15:14

Repost sorry dude

**Hillbilly** · 28th August 2006, 23:49

Damn!

**Conquiztador** · 5th July 2007, 18:23

Four Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The shop assistant comes over and asks if he can help. "Yeah, I'll take two of dem budgies in dat cage op dere," says Gerry. "Put dem in a peeper bag."

“I want dat parrot in dat cage dere also in a peeper bag” says Seamus.

“And I’ll take dat chicken down there” says Sean. “Put it in a peeper bag too”

The clerk does; the three pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into Paddy's van and drive until they are high up in the hills where they stop at the top of a cliff with a 200 metre drop.
"Dis looks loik a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. He takes the two birds out of the bag, places one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a big "SPLAT". As Paddy looks over the side he shakes his head and says, "Holy Mairy, dis budgie jumpin' is too dangerous for me."

Seamus now walks forward and pulls the parrot out of his “peeper bag” and then Paddy notices that in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun. "Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a sickening "SPLAT" as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom. Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrot shooting nider."

Sean now walks from the van towards the cliff edge. He pulls the chicken out of his “peeper bag” and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result.

Paddy shakes his head and says: -- "Holy Mairy, Sean, not sure about dis. First dere was Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrot shooting and now you hen gliding."

**janno** · 5th July 2007, 18:40

I can speak Irish gaelic.

"Fiddle-de-dee, potatoes!"

'n dere ya have it!!

**Sniper** · 5th July 2007, 18:51

Fuck search is great

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ghlight=budgie

**Conquiztador** · 5th July 2007, 19:48

Originally Posted by Sniper

Fuck search is great

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ghlight=budgie

U do better searches then I do. Said that, there is small differences. And I was not around then.

Thou it makes one wonder what else exciting you do in your spare time... ;-)

**Sniper** · 5th July 2007, 19:51

Lol, mate, I would green ya for that response, but Im blung out.

Its good seeing someone take my post for what it is, just a bit of fun.

I owe you a beer

**Conquiztador** · 5th July 2007, 19:55

Originally Posted by Sniper

Lol, mate, I would green ya for that response, but Im blung out.

Its good seeing someone take my post for what it is, just a bit of fun.

I owe you a beer

I will hold you to that one. And then U can have one of mine. :-)