teacher asks class for a ten letter word,
jonny said masturbate!
oh said the teacher thats a mouthfull,
no said jonny your thinking of blowjob and thats only seven letters
teacher asks class for a ten letter word,
jonny said masturbate!
oh said the teacher thats a mouthfull,
no said jonny your thinking of blowjob and thats only seven letters
i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.
you like jonny? heres another for ya....
jonny: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
jonny: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
jonny: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, jonny returns.
jonny: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
jonny: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he?
jonny: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day jonny returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
jonny: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it?
jonny: I would like to buy some toilet paper
i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.
Teacher: Now class, who was the first to fly the Atlantic Ocean?
Johnny: Ooh ooh Miss ... it was a Maori!
Teacher: No Johnny, good try but it wasn't a Maori. Yes Jennifer?
Jennifer: It was Alcock and Brown Miss.
Johnny: Told you it was a Maori! {pout}
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