Sex divided by age test

[Indiana_Jones]

i wanted sex 16 times a week, and it didn't say my age!

-Indy

[MotoGirl]

i wanted sex 16 times a week, and it didn't say my age!

-Indy

That could be related to the fact you didn't follow the instructions
You were meant to enter a number less than 10.

[BigG]

i wanted sex 16 times a week, and it didn't say my age!

-Indy

Youd be to nackerd to ride

[MSTRS:Me]

493??? i want fukifuki more than 4 times a week and i defo aint 93 years old!!! i know i had a hard newspaper round when i was a kid but sheesh!!!

Round what??

[Maha]

dont count the hand solo performances

Or Bagels and Watermelons etc....

[Edbear]

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!




It takes less than a minute.




Work this out as you read .




Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!




This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.







1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex - (more than once but less than 10)!








2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)









3. Add 5













4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator











5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .If you haven't, add 1756.













6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.













You should have a three digit number










The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to do it each week.)








The next two numbers are














YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)






THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND



WHILE IT LASTS.

Back in the '70's we used to just say, "Think of a number...",(they were to do this in their heads without saying anything out loud), "double it... add 6, (or any even number), multiply by...etc". Then we'd tell them the answer they got.

[C3H5(NO3)]

Sheesh, seven times a week. You don't expect much

is the number 7 higher or lower then what you may have expected?

hmm
920

[Colapop]

Woohoo! I'm 69! My favourite number....

[MotoGirl]

is the number 7 higher or lower then what you may have expected?

hmm
920

Hmm, I'm not sure I should answer that!

Are you basing your expectation on a relationship where you're in the honeymoon period or one where you've been together for 10+ years?

[Robbo]

Amazing...100% accurate...

[007XX]

Woohoo! I'm 69! My favourite number....

Show off!

[scumdog]

Yip worked for me. final number 734.

SNAP!
(Bloody shift work..mumble..mumble..)

[canarlee]

Round what??

a paper round, you know, where you deliver papers on your "round"!

[Whynot]

Why is everyone always so amazed that maths works?

if it didn't work we would all be in a world of shit ...

[Brian d marge]

um Im married ...the last time I had sex .. well the proof starts kindy next month

So 0 x 5 = 0

add 1750

it got me age right

Had to rub it in ,,it did ... but as for any sex on the horizon ,,,, even the calculator agreed

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Stephen