Towing services

**irishlad** · 8th July 2007, 22:10

Bit fucked off at the moment. Came back from supermarket to find some cunt had parked in my space.
I live in a complex with 105 units. Rang up towing service to get them shifted. Was told they had a job in Wellsford & would do it in 1.5 - 2 hrs. Rang 2hrs later to find that no one'd had passed on message. Went through yellow pages on web to get someone else. After ring around found no one wants to tow from Albany.
Anyone now where I can get this towed? Probably a losted cause tonight. This is the second time RJ Don couldn't be arsed to do there fucking job.
If not I'm going back to pelting cars with flour & eggs.

**scracha** · 8th July 2007, 22:13

Block them in with your vehicle.

**Conquiztador** · 8th July 2007, 22:19

Originally Posted by irishlad

Bit fucked off at the moment. Came back from supermarket to find some cunt had parked in my space.
I live in a complex with 105 units. Rang up towing service to get them shifted. Was told they had a job in Wellsford & would do it in 1.5 - 2 hrs. Rang 2hrs later to find that no one'd had passed on message. Went through yellow pages on web to get someone else. After ring around found no one wants to tow from Albany.
Anyone now where I can get this towed? Probably a losted cause tonight. This is the second time RJ Don couldn't be arsed to do there fucking job.
If not I'm going back to pelting cars with flour & eggs.

And ppl are dying in Africa...

**irishlad** · 8th July 2007, 22:22

Originally Posted by scracha

Block them in with your vehicle.

Did that for about half an hour. Didn't want to annoy neighbours that didn't do anything wrong!

**irishlad** · 8th July 2007, 22:24

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

And ppl are dying in Africa...

Only certainty in life is that we die

**Drunken Monkey** · 8th July 2007, 22:29

Alternatives:

Get 2 trolley jacks and move the car yourself.

If it's a concrete floor, get a can of CRC and a couple of mates and just push it.

You could bounce the car as well, like the firemen do.

Failing all that, yeah, go for the eggs...

**sAsLEX** · 8th July 2007, 22:30

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

And ppl are dying in Africa...

They are also breeding like rabbits......

**sAsLEX** · 8th July 2007, 22:31

Originally Posted by Drunken Monkey

Alternatives:

Get 2 trolley jacks and move the car yourself.

If it's a concrete floor, get a can of CRC and a couple of mates and just push it.

or Mc Donalds plastic trays, quite slippy on concrete and only need to jack a wheel at a time........

**irishlad** · 8th July 2007, 22:36

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

or Mc Donalds plastic trays, quite slippy on concrete and only need to jack a wheel at a time........

I like the way you think!!

Cowbar & then cut brake cable.
Hopefully no one'll die in the space

**irishlad** · 8th July 2007, 22:37

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

They are also breeding like rabbits......

People are dying in Auckland. Just not near me

**imdying** · 8th July 2007, 23:03

Super glue the locks is one option. Take a big crap, take said crap and rub it under their door handles. They won't know it's there until they try the handle, if you do it right.

**sAsLEX** · 8th July 2007, 23:15

Originally Posted by imdying

Super glue the locks is one option. Take a big crap, take said crap and rub it under their door handles. They won't know it's there until they try the handle, if you do it right.

Cut up some bait fish from the servo station and drop it down the vent in front of the windscreen for a delicious air conditioning aroma!

**Conquiztador** · 8th July 2007, 23:30

that when you put this problem in context...

Tomorrow the one in your parking space is gone and life returns to "normal" for you. You might have to walk 50m more tomorrow morning to get to your car.

For the ones who are dying of starvation, disease and war the extra 50m might be a price they would happly pay to be able to live.

**James Deuce** · 8th July 2007, 23:38

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

that when you put this problem in context...

Tomorrow the one in your parking space is gone and life returns to "normal" for you. You might have to walk 50m more tomorrow morning to get to your car.

For the ones who are dying of starvation, disease and war the extra 50m might be a price they would happly pay to be able to live.

Not even VAGUELY on topic.

The chap IS allowed to complain about his car park being nicked without the need for a social conscience lecture.