
Originally Posted by
Conquiztador
How about this: He comes home, sees that some azzhole has parked in his space. He writes a note and sticks it on their windscreen. It says: "Hey, I pay for this spot. I be back in a few hours and U better move this car or it will be towed!" Then he gets his g/f and says: "Hey sweety, some dork has taken my space, so I thought that instead of wasting an evening fuming about it, how about if we go and see that movie we were talking about, then have late dinner. And when we come home he will be gone and I be in such a good moode that you will not be able to keep your hands away from me..."
And in the REAL world:
Guy comes home, arsehole is in his parking space, he leaves a note on the windscreen and has to park out on the road. He goes back out two hours later and the car is still in his spot, so he gives up and goes to bed. In the morning, the car has gone - in fact he heard it roar off at 5am - and his car is vandalised/stolen/sideswiped/clamped/ticketed/towed. His wife yells at him for not "being a man" and getting the offending car towed the night before. Now she is going to be late for work because he can't drop her off.
And meanwhile a little girl waits... their little girl... to be dropped off at school!
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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